by UrbanDef. July 28, 2011
Get the Aster mug.The word Aster derives from the ancient Greek, the name is common in bedtime stories. In the stories they speak of a man by the name of Terdorius Assus which was famous in the eastern kingdom for his height as well as his awfully smelly breath.
Terdorius Assus CDXX was also a Roman emperor which was known for destroying the previously very advanced sewer system in Rome after making a giant terd, it is said that this was the beginning of the end for the Roman Empire.
These days the word is used on the street by less intelligent beings and youngsters for ejecting terd from your ass. Therefore the famous phrase "Yo BigDawg Imma bout to go take an As(S)ter(d).
The pronunciation difference itself from different dialects but is generally pronounced "AssTerd" with weight on the A , s , s , t , e , r , d.
Terdorius Assus CDXX was also a Roman emperor which was known for destroying the previously very advanced sewer system in Rome after making a giant terd, it is said that this was the beginning of the end for the Roman Empire.
These days the word is used on the street by less intelligent beings and youngsters for ejecting terd from your ass. Therefore the famous phrase "Yo BigDawg Imma bout to go take an As(S)ter(d).
The pronunciation difference itself from different dialects but is generally pronounced "AssTerd" with weight on the A , s , s , t , e , r , d.
"Bro I just took the biggest Aster"
"Mah man, he is a complete Aster"
"Fuckin hell you smelly Aster"
"Mah man, he is a complete Aster"
"Fuckin hell you smelly Aster"
by Prastlol April 10, 2020
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The sweetest person you can find, if you’re lucky enough to find a Aster as a friend or best friend, you will be extremely lucky. Aster is a meaning of ‘star’ so that’s why she’s the best. She’s also the prettiest, especially if she’s a Virgo or a Gemini. But if you find an aster that you don’t like, you’ll regret it as you’ll find out that she is actually a pretty lucky person to you.
Aster is like a lucky charm!
by namemeaningsbya November 23, 2021
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Dislikes: sketchers united and gays
Likes: tits
Dislikes: sketchers united and gays
by Asterthemethie January 16, 2022
Get the Aster mug.Aster is the prettiest girl every exist in any universe and she belongs to me. My baby is on urban dictionary now omg
SHE BELONGS TO ONLY ME
FUCK OFF SIMPS
SHE BELONGS TO ONLY ME
FUCK OFF SIMPS
"Aster light me up at my lowest"
by simp for aster June 27, 2022
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