Clit-ass-trophy

Not at all associated with a catastrophe! A clitassthrophy is a trophy awarded at a swingers party to the filthiest prick to lick the most clits and arseholes in one night

That filthy prick's up for a clit-ass-trophy

by winkelTossa September 1, 2019

vaginal atrophy

The condition assigned to undersexed mid-aged women where the muscle and tissues of the muff thin because of the lack of blood flow normally associated with an active sex life. This Boomer condition is alleviated by frequent and vigorous banging.

My friend who hadn't had sex for four years said her muff was dry as duff. Her Dr. said she had "vaginal atrophy" and prescribed sexercise.

by fleur de V November 30, 2010

atrophy

atrophy is when youre too lazy to get up and work out or do anything and your whole body seems to morph from being totally ripped to looking like the marshmallow man.

after having mono for a month and a half, i looked like a diferent person because all my muscles had atrophied.

by wowthissucks July 19, 2005

Apostrophy

A New Jersey rock band formed in 2005. The band originally started as a one-man-band and stayed that way until 2008 in which a guitarist/singer was found. The duo continued on into 2009 gaining a guitarist, bassist and drummer. There are now 5 members that include a singer, two guitarists, a bassist and a drummer. They currently can be found at their myspace page. www.myspace.com/apostrophy

Hey man, check out this band called Apostrophy. They're awesome.

Hey have you heard the new Apostrophy song? It's awesome.

Hey did you buy Apostrophy's new EP? It's awesome.

by Apostro-dude May 31, 2009

Astrophobia

A niche internet micro celebrity who makes breakcore music (if you can even call it music) and posts about irrelevant vocaloid producer drama on my twitter timeline. I think he’s known for being “underground” but kids will call anything underground nowadays.

Person1: Have you heard the new astrophobia song?

Person2: bill please this is your grandma’s funeral

by WippityWap February 3, 2022

asstrophysics

The study of how ones ass works within space and and the daily physics of life

"Did you see Becky today?"
"Yeah man, her ass was defying the laws of asstrophysics"

by Asstrophysicist December 2, 2014

AssProphet

A superior being, endowed with phenomenal wisdom and absurdity.

There were some who went away angry, some who went away confused, but all were enlightened by the AssProphet.

by a loyal follower September 1, 2004