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afterisk

(noun) - the text message one sends to provide corrected spelling for a typo in a previously sent text.
Paul (texting): Hey what time are you going to the pasty?
Paul (texting the afterisk): *party
by YankeeJew September 9, 2016
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Assterixis

Assterixis is lack of ass in a man's life. It's when a guy isn't getting anything and it is deadly. The only cure is 🍑
He has been suffering from assterixis for the last two years
by Oxbridge October 8, 2016
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Asterisk

Not just a symbol(*). But a reference to one's sphincter, specifically the anus.

Notably used by Kurt Vonnegut in his novel Breakfast of Champions. Also appears in the Dresden Dolls song, The Kill.
The infamous Asterisk:

http://www.vonnegut.com/images/art/aug06/01backdoor.jpg
by Lame. January 7, 2009
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no asterisks

No underlying message, no hidden meaning, no concealed information, no ulterior motive.
Joanne finally got around talking to Zach seriously, no asterisks.
by make me dance August 24, 2005
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asterisk-ed

The Philadelphia Phillies 2008 World Series title is asterisk-ed because Game 5 took too fucking long.
by Chris "Chief" Grady March 16, 2009
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Asterisk

An asterisk ---> ( * ), is a symbol found on the keyboard that is used to call attention to a reference, the symbol also appears in many advertisements, and this symbol is widely used in the Roleplaying genre of Roblox, basically, the Asterisk symbol starts at the beginning of a roleplay sentence and also is added at the end of that sentence.
Margetta states that: she loves the Among us meme. (Then add an asterisk)

(but if you used it in the Roblox roleplay genre)
*Goes to the mall to buy groceries*
by Mr Cock Smith April 15, 2022
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Assetricks and Knobelix

Stimulating your anus while gracefully delivering a blowjob to your partner and just before he blows, you pull away, take your finger out your ass and stick it up his nose so that he ejaculates with the smell of your shit in his nostril. He will be disgusted and pleasured at the same time... for the more experienced sexual adventurer.
Hey, I did an Assetricks and Knobelix on my bf last night. He said it shook his very foundation.
by SmuttyBoobs November 22, 2009
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