assless

a noun (usually a human) without an ass

that girl is assless

by Cybelle November 28, 2006

assle

v. To transmogrify into an asshole or to imbue with assholish tendencies through repeated contact.

BigDic91 used to be a nice guy, but #Domsandeasywenches assled him.

by stolensnark February 12, 2007

assepipar

The act of being depressed; used in portuguese, mainly in Vila Verde, Braga.

Hoje estou a assepipar.

English: Today I am asspiping. (Today I am feeling depressed)

by José Hermano Saraiva September 8, 2009

asslesauce

the shit that comes out of your ass that has the texture of applesauce

Dirk just ate that asslesauce because he thought it was real applesauce

by Dirk Assjack December 14, 2009

asspepper

What you put on after assault

Asspepper goes great with assault

by Ivan_Wakinov May 29, 2018

Asslete

describing someone keen on their sport to the point of being an asshole.

Jeff won’t stop going on about his fucking triathlon and how he only eats pasta and can’t drink, what an asslete.

by Matterbox September 21, 2019

Assception

When something/someone has something stuck with a hole in their ass.

He put a CD in his ass and went to the ER. He became an ASSCEPTION.

by Gene Walter September 30, 2011