anslay

a poop

oh man i just made an anslay in the toilet

by cloudia1232456578980 November 13, 2011

assland

Usually a liar. She puts her boyfriend before everyone else, and has intercourse everyday. And doesnt realize they will be broken up by a few months. Trys to get with every guy possible and thinks that it makes her cooler. Pretends that she doesnt care about what people think about her, but she does. Lives in a fantasy world. And acts like the world revolves around her, while everyone laughs at how pathetic she is. Has many diseases. The fakest of the fake and doesnt brush her teeth.

God! What a slut! Thats something an Assland would do!

by showdemdimondsss August 4, 2009

asslamp

when someone is just being plain shit

"dont be such an asslamp m8"

by J of all trades May 25, 2016

asslashed

Asslashed is a unexpected nasal sensory attack and injury to one's neck movement in disgust to someone’s foul ass gas making them nauseated. Symptoms include verbal disgust, immediate evacuation of the vicinity of the person smelling such, feelings and/or actual vomiting, , noticeable change in one's candor and/or appearance from pleasant to disgusted.

The ass gas that came out of Richie's was so foul, gross, and repulsive, that I got asslashed.

by SWROBERTS August 12, 2018

assley

What people say when they cant pronounce Ashley correctly or ar just mad or making fun of an Ashley

What do you want Assley

by AdamBakesMuffins February 28, 2019

asslaughter

When your farts are so terrible, they kill people

Shawn is going to jail for committing asslaughter

by Sarcia26 August 23, 2019

assplayer

assplayer pronounce ESplayer is a profession which assplayers harvest souls .
assplayers lived through generation and AF0xyGrampa is last man of his creed harvesting souls on twitch in 21first century.

are you n assplayer?

by nazdvey August 24, 2020