I'm asking for a friend

A lie told on the internet in a futile attempt to lessen embarrassment after asking an embarrassing question.

"Is it weird to find anthropomorphic foxes sexy? I'm asking for a friend."

by The-Rizzmeister September 13, 2016

taking without asking

taking something without asking permission is effectively stealing, especially if the person committing the act has no intention of replacing what is taken.

food from my shelf was taken without my being asked, this is clearly an act of stealing.

"oh dear, someone has been eating my food! no one asked me if they could eat my food, therefore I can only deduce that it has been stolen."

taking without asking is not cool

by the moralist January 4, 2012

Assinity

1. (n.) Virginity of the anus.

Her preference was traditional intercourse, so as to keep her assinity intact.

Dude, I totally took her assinity last night.

I wanted to save myself for marriage, yet to enjoy pleasures of the flesh; ergo, I lost my assinity instead.

by tred69 September 8, 2009

assken

assken is an ass man to be sure,he always starts at the bottom and works his way up, sliding his tongue into and out of every major crevice along the way to the the top where he will remain king assken for ever reigning ass the best ass licker of female ass of all time!

"assken the king of all asslickers broke me the fuck off with his ass licking abilities" said the fair maiden, go ahead, assken.

by assken December 2, 2009

I don’t remember asking

I don’t remember asking is the perfect way to ruin someone’s moment, as soon as their telling you something use it. It ruins their day.

Yo that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking
“So me and my friend were driving...”
“Ay that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking”

by Biggie cheese uses biggie pp January 6, 2020

asskissery

the practice of seeking to gain favor by flattering, praising and/or brown nosing those in leadership positions i.e. employer, coach, administrator, supervisor, etc.

She didn't even notice me until I was promoted, now her constant compliments are nothing more than asskissery of the highest order.

by infinityx December 30, 2008

Asking nicely

beating the crap out of someone until they give you want you want.

He was asking nicely for the salt, the end result was horrifying.

by O_O ****** March 8, 2010