A heteronormative belief system that categorizes men into a hierarchy that determines their societal status. The higher you are on the pyramid, the more masculine, confident, and "better with girls" you become. Men at the bottom of the pyramid are viewed as submissive to men at the top.
Male Astrology came about due to a faulty study on the behavior of wolves made in 1947, later proven to be based on a misunderstanding. It became popularized over time, and nowadays is commonplace within red-pilled internet circles and said to be "backed by science."
If you hear any person using the terms "alpha" "beta" "sigma" or "omega" to describe themselves or another person in a non-satirical way, keep your distance because they believe in Male Astrology.
Male Astrology came about due to a faulty study on the behavior of wolves made in 1947, later proven to be based on a misunderstanding. It became popularized over time, and nowadays is commonplace within red-pilled internet circles and said to be "backed by science."
If you hear any person using the terms "alpha" "beta" "sigma" or "omega" to describe themselves or another person in a non-satirical way, keep your distance because they believe in Male Astrology.
Brian: "Bro, I might not be an alpha but I swear I'm like a sigma male bro."
Bryan: "What kinda Male Astrology bullshit have you been watching?"
Bryan: "What kinda Male Astrology bullshit have you been watching?"
by bigbrianedindividual August 17, 2021
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Person 1: I like dogs because I'm a Libra!
Person 2: Astrology is fake.
Person 1: Astrology is not fake.
Person 2: You're an idiot.
Person 2: Astrology is fake.
Person 1: Astrology is not fake.
Person 2: You're an idiot.
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1. The outcome, both tangible and intangable, of someone's being an asshole.
2. The art and science of being an asshole.
2. The art and science of being an asshole.
1. Tom's assholery caused his arrest.
2. Bill had dedicated himself to assholery, so where better to practice it, then in politics?
2. Bill had dedicated himself to assholery, so where better to practice it, then in politics?
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Get the assholery mug.Astro (star) nomy (a specified area of knowledge) therefore astronomy is a branch of science studying space and celestial objects. And there is also Astro (star) ology (denotes a subject of study or interest) so what’s the difference between astrology and astronomy?
Quite simple really. Astrology is full of shit. It claims the position of the stars influence on your mood like ok Tiffany it doesn’t excuse you for being a bitch
Quite simple really. Astrology is full of shit. It claims the position of the stars influence on your mood like ok Tiffany it doesn’t excuse you for being a bitch
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Assology is best studied in the summer having drinks on a patio in a high traffic zone.
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Assology is best studied in the summer having drinks on a patio in a high traffic zone.
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The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.
The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.
Astrology is bogus...
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