Assball

A ball related sport played with one's ass.

Cody: Hey, man, you wanna play some football?

Larry: Nah, I wanna play Assball.

by Killercoke2 August 8, 2019

assballs

When you're walking or something and your balls work their way so they're right underneath your ass. If someone looked at it from behind, you could see them just dangling there.

Also a very fun word to use to replace the nouns in a story.

I got a wicked case of assballs from all that walking we did.

by xyamakunx May 14, 2010

asshalves

Worse than assholes, they're not wholes they're halves

I wonder how many millions these asshalves who own these companies contributed to the Romney/Ryan campaign?

by Captain Cheesewhiz November 21, 2012

assballs

Morbidly obese people with the appearance of two stomachs. One above the beltline and one below (the assballs area). Couple this with a tight pair of pants gives the stunning appearance of having an "ass" where the "balls" should be...Hence, assballs.
Assgina is this very same affliction, only in women.
Created by Skeets

We're going over to assballs house for a barbeque.
Assballs owes me 40 dollars.

by Joe Bert May 22, 2007

asshale

when you are craving lovely man ass.

william was in the mood for a hairy ass muffin, he was lloking for an asshale.

by guillermo pepe December 27, 2007

assball

Noun (ass-ball) - a strategic defensive maneuvuer where the person wraps their arms around their legs and curls oneself into a ball shape with their ass in the air therefore making their ass vunerable to attack while all vital organs are concealed and safe from harm.

bully- "yo RYAN you owe me 10 bucks im gonna KILL you!"
ryans friend- "quick ryan curl into an assball!"

by davekelly September 21, 2006

assball

What "association football" (football everywhere else, soccer in the US) should be called.

It's called "soccer" because of the "soc" in as*soc*iation. it would be called "assball" because of the "ass" in *ass*ociation, get it.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 8, 2016