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asstastic

a fine ass, comprable to an ass, smelling of fudge, pseudo pretty, well dressed, and last but not least "the term used to describe them fine bitches and ho's"
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by dre June 23, 2003
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Damn she's asstastic
by paginus October 25, 2011
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1. Adj. Characterized by such out-of-control trashiness it is rendered fabulous.
I have never seen anything more asstastic than when Patsy from Ab Fab lit her cigarette with the London 2012 Olympic torch.
by citimouse July 19, 2012
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It just means awesome. Because asses are awesome. Similar to words "sick" or "wicked". And VERY similar to the expression "that's tits".
The lighting in the new Call of Duty is asstastic
by dooderonomy November 19, 2013
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butt deodorant coming in a triangle roll on tube especially for your butt to prevent swamp ass from sticking around. one application a day takes the swamp ass away
aint no body dope as me im just so asstastic and swamp ass free
by Ana.L November 13, 2014
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When a girl's ass is the most defining feature, often times all other features being ugly. It is generally the same idea as being a butter face, except for the ass,
Man, Sadie isn't too hot, but she sure is asstastic.
by Hyderabod June 4, 2016
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Damn Shaniqua Asstastic!
by HollyHaze September 1, 2016
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