When you’re in a bad situation.
So I was at the gas station right, and a dude points a gun at me and tell me to give me everything you got now! Now i’m standing there with my ass in my hands and all i’m trying to do is buy my shit and leave.
by joewal June 21, 2022
Get the my ass in my handsmug. To take control of your situation.
Imagine you are stuck and would push ahead with your hands. Now imagine you are grabbing your ass with both hands to push yourself along.
Or grabbing your ass with both hands to lift yourself out of a problem.
Similar to pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, except more evocative.
Imagine you are stuck and would push ahead with your hands. Now imagine you are grabbing your ass with both hands to push yourself along.
Or grabbing your ass with both hands to lift yourself out of a problem.
Similar to pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, except more evocative.
My crisis-prone neighbor was whining about her latest self-inflicted fiasco.
I told her "grab your ass with both hands" and went out for a beer with my friends.
I told her "grab your ass with both hands" and went out for a beer with my friends.
by Billy Nichols November 14, 2011
Get the grab your ass with both handsmug. Someone who does not have a clue about what is going on around them. A person that has to have jokes explained to them. Even worse, someone that acts as if they don't understand something even when they understand perfectly.
by dempsey4mk July 10, 2006
Get the couldn't find his ass with two handsmug. by macput1 June 10, 2016
Get the can't hit your ass with either handmug. by RareIsGarbage May 1, 2017
Get the Ass Handsmug. 1. A arm that acutally grows from ones ass. Derrived from a Galidor figure.
2.The ultimate weapon whilest stoned.
2.The ultimate weapon whilest stoned.
by jovato May 12, 2003
Get the ass-handmug. by TiteA$$hanz March 29, 2025
Get the Titty ass handsmug.