aspara-piss

n. The pungent smelling urine expelled after eating asparagus.

Post asparagus piss syndrome

Moses forgot what he ate for Dinner till 2 hours later when he unloaded a pint of ripe aspara-piss.

by Money Mark May 3, 2008

asparagasp

An involuntary, defensive reaction resulting from unexpected exposure to highly offensive asparagus piss-odor.

Oh snap! I forgot about eating all of that damned asparagus at dinner. Got up to piss and was slammed in the face by the stank...asparagasp got me, bro!!

by YAWA June 2, 2018

assasaurus rex

A woman with an ass so big that it looks like it's own person.

Guy 1: Damn she gotta FAT ass, she got a dounk
Guy 2: Naw man that's an assasaurus rex right there

by kdakid May 26, 2009

asdashdsvjs,nadvgakshdbv akjflabf adljnbkf

When you are gaming and rage so hard that you somehow mange to fucking open google and google the urban dictionary and somehow still are raging so you use your mouse to to the type bard and rage.

FUCKING MCCREE AND GENJI STOP KILLING ME YOU FUCKING NOOBS FUCK OFF AHAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH opens google GOTTA GO URBAN DICTIONARY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OK WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MOUSE THERE IT IS OK SEARCH asdashdsvjs,nadvgakshdbv akjflabf adljnbkf.

by melon_27 February 23, 2018

asdasdasdasdasdfghjkl

It's when the human mind gets bored and types asd 5 times and then goes in order to the right.

Seb typed asdasdasdasdasdfghjkl to me and got me out of bed.

by Mr Jki February 28, 2019

Asparagus Line

The back-up line in hockey that is awful. The line that can not produce any sort of achievement on the ice.

"I'm tired of this asparagus line on the ice, let's get the studs back on there."

by Run CMC January 25, 2012

Asasia

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is loving and caring and will treat you like no other. She is an amazing singer and can melt your heart with every word she says. She will be an amazing mother to all of your children and is a big family person.

Man, I wish I had someone like Asasia.

by Unknown Teller June 2, 2018