assident

fart

oops, I had an assident.

by 46er September 27, 2009

Assident

An accident caused by an asshole. Specifically a car assident.

On the way to work, I witnessed a car assident caused by someone texting. The assident caused traffic that inconvenieced thousands of other people. Truly an accident caused by an asshole.

by Slushgirl July 23, 2011

Set-asides

A meal prepared in advance with the intention of it being eaten at a later time and/or place. Unlike leftovers, which typically consist of an unfinished meal, set-asides is food specifically prepared for a meal to be consumed later.

Mel: Are those leftovers you’re having today?

Joe: Nah, these here are set-asides I cooked up last night.

by Ollie from La Mirada May 16, 2008

Aznidentity

Perhaps the saddest subreddit of all time. Most users blame all their misfortunes on "yt" (white) people and hope to see USA collapse (which is strange, since most of the users reside in the US).

About 70% of posts are guys complaining about how emasculating it is to see WMAF (white man - asian female) couples. The other 30% mostly revolves around complaining about how none of the white people in their high schools wanted to be their friends.

Incel Asian guy: I went on Aznidentity to seek dating advice.

Normal Asian guy: Um... why?? That sub is full of psychos.

Incel Asian guy: Oh, that explains why someone suggested I eradicate all white men from Earth to show Asian men's dominance.

Normal Asian guy: *facepalm*

by Alexisdormansux November 13, 2022

step aside, herbicide

step aside, move aside, get out of the way.

(to man blocking subway door): 'step aside, herbicide!'

by marion ette May 12, 2015

So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

A jokingly-sarcastic way of making light of a truly serious situation --- Abe was **shot to death** at the play's "ending", for goodness' sake!! :P

A couple of excellent occasions to dust off da ol' "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" gag would be if either someone has just been helped out of the mud and is so incredibly soiled that he's having to be stripped naked and cleaned off with a pressure-washer, or you go to visit him in the hospital after a serious accident and he's all swathed in casts and bandages and/or hooked up to a myriad of tubes and wires, and so you're trying to cheer him up a little.

by QuacksO September 16, 2018

aznidentity

Basically Stormfront but for angry Asian men. Full of Asian MRAs and incels AKA MRAsians

I don’t even wanna lump the normal Asian men in with them because that’s incredibly insulting to Asian men

MRAsian: Why do so many people hate r/aznidentity? We’re a pro Asian sub. It’s probably because they’re racist against Asian people and think white people can do no wrong >:(

Also MRAsian: WMAF IS DISGUSTING! ALL WHITE MEN ARE THE DEVIL! IF YOU’RE AN ASIAN WOMAN THAT DATES OUTSIDE HER RACE YOURE A RACE TRAITOR THAT WANTS TO SEE ASIAN MEN DIE! ALSO IF YOU HATE K-POP IT’S BECAUSE YOU DON’T WANNA SEE ASIAN MEN SUCCEED

Asian guy: Umm yikes. 😬 You have some serious issues bro.I thought r/aznidentity was supposed to be aa support sub for Asians but turns out it’s just a circlejerk for angry Asian incels.

by TiredOfThisCrapWTF June 3, 2023