Viking A: Dude... after we raid this village... you wanna go die in combat and be taken to Asgard for a most outrageous party with odin?
Viking B: ...
Viking A: Wuss.
Viking B: ...
Viking A: Wuss.
by Anonymous October 10, 2003
Get the Asgard mug.A cripling and horrifying disease that consists of a bunch of worms ranging in size that live inside the host. Most cases, they give no symptoms. Basiaclly a ball of worms living inside you :/
"Hey, have you seen Jerry? He said he felt to the stomach."
"Sorry bud but he died of ascariasis like a couple of hours ago."
"Sorry bud but he died of ascariasis like a couple of hours ago."
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The reason that Erik The Red wasn't as gay as Alexander The Great was because of the ass-guard worn by many Nordic warriors.
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