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Asbestos Mouth

That orificial, facial organ of the digestive system by which a person of refined taste may consume very hot and spicy sustenance, without crying out loud in pain, even at high Scoville Scale ratings of hotness.
"Billy won the hot pepper challenge. He has an asbestos mouth."

"You'd need an asbestos mouth to eat those TV dinners from the supermarket. They put so much pepper in them."

"Ellie went to Jamaica for a bum lift and came back with an asbestos mouth. She claims she needed it for the spicy Jerk Chicken."

"Freddie must have a double-lined asbestos mouth to drink that much Masala Chai hot tea."

"Sanjay's Volcanic Bombay Mix is great if you have an asbestos mouth."
by Etymondeo August 9, 2024
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best of asbestos

what you say to describe that is so shit that it is the best at
being the shittest and most bomb

it derives from the court case of asbestos victims who were left with no words to describe the tyranny of the companies
this new movie is the best of asbestos; imdb gave it 1/10
by iambastard August 24, 2010
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Unicorn asbestos

All of these birthday cards are practically smothered in unicorn asbestos.

That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.

Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
by theeeepeppermintbutler May 8, 2018
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chewing asbestos

n. CHOO-ing a-SBES-tis, -tos

Loose long-fiber asbestos intended for chewing
I used to inhale asbestos dust, but these days I prefer to use chewing asbestos

West Virginia and Wyoming are the only states that still allow the sale of chewing asbestos
by Waaadds July 22, 2022
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Asbestorant

A restaurant that specializes in serving asbestos
Come down to the Asbestorant! We serve the best asbestos in the westos!
by Werrywit January 14, 2023
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Aspestose

Aspestose is a Twitter artist who draws Sonic the Hedgehog fanart and makes videos about 123 Slaughter Me Street with fellow YouTuber, gomotion.
Guy 1: *retweets* "Dude, check out this Sonic drawing Aspestose did!"
Guy 3: "It's been a while since he's drawn Sonic! I thought he died!"
by Chillin95 February 3, 2022
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assbestos

a naturally occurring, pubic compound commonly found stuck to the end of a penis after anal sex. The inhalation or ingestion of assbestos fibres can cause serious illnesses such a faecal poisoning or pink eye.
Jimmy is currently suing his boss after he was repeatedly exposed to dangerous assbestos fibres.
by Mhaggis November 4, 2011
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