Student 1: Why is it so fucking cold here?
Student 2: Because we have asbestos and can’t turn on the heat.
Student 2: Because we have asbestos and can’t turn on the heat.
by inevitablefate January 4, 2018
Get the asbestosmug. I used to inhale asbestos dust, but these days I prefer to use chewing asbestos
West Virginia and Wyoming are the only states that still allow the sale of chewing asbestos
West Virginia and Wyoming are the only states that still allow the sale of chewing asbestos
by Waaadds July 22, 2022
Get the chewing asbestosmug. 1. I found some asbestos!
2. Damn that’s some goofy ahh name for a material lemme have some 😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨
2. Damn that’s some goofy ahh name for a material lemme have some 😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨
by MushaPickleJuice December 29, 2022
Get the Asbestosmug. A male who is far superior to any other in the hierarchy. Dominates alphas as if they were omegas, all the while consuming massive amounts of asbestos through their mouths and other orifices. Asbestos males typically give off a visible green aura with a masculine and primal odor. Insanely attractive, nearly irresistible to emo girls.
Beta: Wow he's so fucling cool and his dick is huge he must be an asbestos male
Other beta: shut up faggot
Other beta: shut up faggot
by Jijjy mund sloop June 24, 2024
Get the Asbestos Malemug. az best hoz (n.) 1. someone that's very pretty, loyal and will do anything for you 2. Someone who doesn't mind if you borrow some money once in a while 3. the best ass hoes
The Jenner sister's are asbestos if your their your friend they'll do anything for you.and I mean anything.
by Big Eric Shun July 1, 2025
Get the asbestosmug.