One of several fossil pokémon. Easily the most outstanding of its fossil brethren, rivaled only by Aerodactyl, this amazing pokémon shares various qualities from both birds and reptiles.
A bajillion years ago they used to hunt in packs, but Nintendo and Game Freak came along and limited fights to 2-6 participants for the sole purpose of making sure Archeops don't murder everything. They're also as fast as an automobile, which is like a car, but less aerodynamic. Nature's way of balancing that out was making sure they were terrible fliers, which ultimately doesn't matter because they still get the typing.
They're also plagued by their terrible ability, defeatist, which cannot be changed, cementing the species as a species of pussies that can smack your shit sideways.
A bajillion years ago they used to hunt in packs, but Nintendo and Game Freak came along and limited fights to 2-6 participants for the sole purpose of making sure Archeops don't murder everything. They're also as fast as an automobile, which is like a car, but less aerodynamic. Nature's way of balancing that out was making sure they were terrible fliers, which ultimately doesn't matter because they still get the typing.
They're also plagued by their terrible ability, defeatist, which cannot be changed, cementing the species as a species of pussies that can smack your shit sideways.
by Sir Shirtless March 16, 2015
Get the archeops mug.Arthropods (phylum Arthropoda) are members of a large phylum of animals. The word "arthropoda" means jointed legged, so evidently all arthropods are jointed legged. All arthropods also have exoskeletons made primarily of a hard protein called chitin. Arthropods are grouped into the insects, arachnids, crustaceans, and myriapods. Insects are a class of arthropod with three body segments - the head, the thorax, and the abdomen. Arachnids and crustaceans have the head and thorax combined into one --- this is known as the cephalothorax. However, arachnids do not have antennae, but crustaceans have a set of antennae and another set of shorter antennules. Myriapods are the subphylum with the centipedes and millipedes. Their bodies are divided into A LOT OF SEGMENTS!!!!
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"For the last few years I've been feeling a little awkward about wishing my boyfriend, an atheist, a Merry Christmas. So, this year I'm gonna try out 'Have an Indifferent Atheostica' & see how that feels."
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Mr. masturbator develpoed a severe case of arthrocarpaltunnelitis throughout his lifetime of disturbing behaviors.
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Clement greenberg's "Avant Garde and Kitsch" is entertaining reading, but is indisputable proof that the man was a colossal arthole.
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Get the Archeologize mug.The Archeotrauma (alt. Archaeotrauma) is an unfamiliar name for a familiar phenomenon: the psychological wound a horse sustains when it is "broken"; other mammals, including human beings, are equally susceptible.
The word "Archaeotrauma" has been formed by placing the linking vowel (or interfix) -o- between archae ('first') and trauma ('wound'). The term reflects:
a) The point in the evolutionary timeline when such wounds first became possible.
b) The fact that it is the first psychological wound a human being can sustain.
The word "Archaeotrauma" has been formed by placing the linking vowel (or interfix) -o- between archae ('first') and trauma ('wound'). The term reflects:
a) The point in the evolutionary timeline when such wounds first became possible.
b) The fact that it is the first psychological wound a human being can sustain.
A person suffering from an Archeotrauma may confuse its presence with the existence of a psychological "God". An unrecognised and compounded Archeotrauma may lead to a diagnosis of mental illness.
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