U.S. Sen. Steven Armstrong, the most based politician to ever live. He played college ball at the University of Texas, not some cushy Ivy League school, and he could've gone pro had he not joined the navy. He isn't one of those beltway pansies; he could break the president in two with his bare hands. Don't fuck with this senator!
by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE July 20, 2022
Refers to anyone who's very muscular, manly, has good ideals, and wants to run for president but failed. Some of these people can predict future memes and quotes, like President Trump's "Make America Great Again". If lucky, these people can become meme's themselves! But these people absolutely hate people named "Jack" for their own reasons.
Can also be used as an alias or codename for someone manly
Can also be used as an alias or codename for someone manly
I heard the a "Steven Armstrong" is running for president!
Whoa, your boyfriend is such a "Steven Armstrong!"
Nanomachines, son!
Whoa, your boyfriend is such a "Steven Armstrong!"
Nanomachines, son!
by Therealexcelsus December 29, 2017
Car with no power steering. The steering wheel is so fucking hard to turn you need strong arms to make it move.
by virtualMe January 31, 2009
the biggest man hoe at maconaquah. idk how to because he has the smallest dick in the whole world.i've seen babies with cock bigger than traces pp. im so glad trace hit puberty or sum because he would be getting to look like corey guinan. also trace has dated the biggest hoe more times than i could could (LF)
by justgotdonefuckinyourbitch69 February 22, 2019
In a residence where the bed is very close to the ceiling (such as a college dorm), the act of having sex becomes difficult, resulting in the partner on top having to occupy a stance similar to a Tour de France cyclist (such as Lance Armstrong). Also "Lance Armstrong" as a verb.
Sarah: "How was your night?"
Daniel: "My back hurts so much."
Sarah: "Why?"
Daniel: "There wasn't any room, so I was Lance Armstronging all night."
Sydney: "I'm finna Lance Armstrong him during lunch break."
Daniel: "My back hurts so much."
Sarah: "Why?"
Daniel: "There wasn't any room, so I was Lance Armstronging all night."
Sydney: "I'm finna Lance Armstrong him during lunch break."
by Squadra Cagna September 12, 2013
Man that guy cheated on my baby sister and then cleaned out her bank account too. All the while she was pregnant with his kid. He is such a fucking Lance Armstrong
by Mike Zo January 15, 2013