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arctic slide

The insertion of a frozen ice dildo into a female's vagina, leaving it fully inserted until it melts, then fucking the pussy while it is freezing cold.
I was looking for something new to try and this stupid bitch told me she loves freezing her twat then putting her finger in it. So I told her she needed to experience an arctic slide.
by pushpopper October 21, 2009
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ArcticAxis

A semi-common user name found across all platforms. Typically, most people with this username are pedophiles.
Joseph: Man, this guy is really romantic towards those children.
Alexis: Yeah, his username is ArcticAxis, not sure what you expected.
by ggggggaaaaaammmmmmeeeeeerrrrr September 15, 2020
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arctic monkeys

The biggest thing to come out of sheffield since...steel. Are soon becoming the next 'big' thing. See beatlemania

they tell it like it is:-mardy bum/scummy/a certain romance

totally packed out the tent at leeds '05
"...and just cos he's had a couple of cans, he thinks its allright to act like a dickhead"

person A> arctic monkeys rock
person B> yeah, best get tickets...fast!
by D Lancaster September 19, 2005
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Article 13

Article 13 is gonna ruin YouTube and its followers cause if its new stupid laws that can kill a person
by Alien Weed April 10, 2019
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Arctic Madness

Madness cause when one has to urinate outside in the cold and is wearing 4 inches of clothing and only has 3 inches of penis to work with due to the sub-zero temperatures.

Common among males in the Arctic.
"I have to urinate so bad it hurts! But I can't find my willy in all these clothes." - Justin

"Calm down, your getting arctic madness."
- Dave
by Monological January 21, 2009
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arctic fist

(v.)
to immerse one's hand in a bucket of ice or frigid material, and shove such substances into another's rectum. Often used as a masochistic prerequisite to anal sex, the ice typically numbs the anus of the recipient.
"...yeah, she asked me to arctic fist her. At first I was thinking, what the fuck? But apparently it numbs her asshole, and it feels amazing."
by halibutt April 13, 2014
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Article 26

An imaginary written article of an employment agreement or policy, wherein one certain employee gets to dictate their own terms with regard to scheduling, overtime, time off, and other workplace rules, usually to the detriment of other employees.
The clear language of Article 26 allows him to bump anyone from their day off, regardless of any other policies in place.

While anyone else would have been suspended, Article 26 protected him from all discipline.
by Doctorsnote November 17, 2016
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