Arkansas Fishing rod

The act of sticking a finger (usually a pinkie) up a mans dickhole

Did Jenny real give Jim an Arkansas Fishing rod. Yeah heard he couldn't pee for 3 days.

Arkansas Fishing rod by Dspice October 20, 2016

Arkansas River 

The Arkansas River is some of the baddest whitewater kayakingin North America and also has some of the most family-friendly whitewater rafting anywhere. "The Ark" begins near Leadville, Colorado and flows south through the Upper Arkansas River Valley. The area near Buena Vista is an outdoors aficionado's paradise with numerous fourteener peaks in the Collegiate Peaks, road cycling, mountain biking, trail running, climbing, bouldering, hiking, and much more. In winter, Alpine, Nordic, and backcountry skiing & snowboarding and snowshoeing are available. The floor of the Valley from Buena Vista to Salida has a pretty mild climate year-round and for this reason is sometimes called the Banana Belt. You can go skiing or snowshoeing on the west side of the Valley or rock climb, mountain bike, hike, etc. on the east side on many winter days Buena Vista has one of the world's great outdoor shops, The Trailhead. They are really willing to help you out with whatever you need, including information about places to go.

Kim - "We're going on a rafting vacation this summer on the Arkansas River in Colorado."

Martha - "WOW! That's great! There is so much to do there too! Make sure you visit The Trailhead in Buena Vista, they'll set you up - check them out online before you go."

Arkansas River by da Chetster March 7, 2009

Arkansas Barking Spider 

To pass gas, Fart

joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider

Arkansas Barking Spider by handymanCT December 17, 2009

Arkansas Tornado 

The act of a man--after having sex with an extremely drunk female who passes out soon thereafter--breaking and throwing on the floor everything in her apartment, including but not limited to clothes, appliances, and furniture. The man then leaves. Personal items, such as sentimental pictures, jewelry, and pets, make for a more intense Arkansas Tornado.

I totally Arkansas Tornadoed this wasted girl last night. Katrina's got nothing on me.

Arkansas Tornado by Imran Farooqi May 1, 2010

Arkansas Knuckleball 

When engaging in intercourse with a woman from behind in the vagina, a quick, sudden and forceful penetration of the anus. Often occuring as an accident, it may also occur as a "How do you do!" to simply ring her bell.

Last time I was bangin'-it-in with that bitch, I gave her a donkey punch, so to spice things up, I gave her the ole' Arkansas knuckleball!

Arkansas Knuckleball by AssInClass December 21, 2008

Arkansas snow cone 

When a group of men stand in a circle and jerk off onto a bald man's head and then lick it clean.

Cletus and the boys did an Arkansas snow cone on Jesse.

Arkansas snow cone by Kjndfiuhvuernfin September 29, 2011

Arkansas Wedding Cake 

Sliced white sandwich bread. Usually used to sop up the remains on a plate or to wipe the mouth. Edible napkin.

We had a lovely meal of fried chicken and gravy. I grabbed some Arkansas Wedding Cake, wiped my mouth, and ate it.

Arkansas Wedding Cake by Tap Dancin Jimmy August 10, 2012