Argentina is a beautiful country that although is not as developed as the US or any country from Europe, has many things to offer.
The Pope is from Argentina.
Argentine politics suck, but there is hope that it will all change in the next presidential elections in november.
Its meat is indeed the best there is. They are also known for the mate, having variate landscapes and for being really nice people.
Argentinian girls are the most beautiful of them all, like well most Latin American girls. Most Argentinians are trust worthy, and really easy to be friends with. They are, adobe all,chaty.They can stop speaking, no matter the language. Also, Argentinians are not shy and passionate,they enjoy life and make the best out of bad situations.
Above all, they have a big ego.
The Pope is from Argentina.
Argentine politics suck, but there is hope that it will all change in the next presidential elections in november.
Its meat is indeed the best there is. They are also known for the mate, having variate landscapes and for being really nice people.
Argentinian girls are the most beautiful of them all, like well most Latin American girls. Most Argentinians are trust worthy, and really easy to be friends with. They are, adobe all,chaty.They can stop speaking, no matter the language. Also, Argentinians are not shy and passionate,they enjoy life and make the best out of bad situations.
Above all, they have a big ego.
A woman, a man, and Menem are in a room. The man lowers his pants and shows his butt: “This is like the Amazon: impenetrable,” he says.
The woman shows her breasts and says: “These are like the United States: untouchable.”
Finally, ex-president Menem shows his penis and says: “This is like Argentina: it never gets up.”
"An Argentine asks a Spaniard, "Friend, do you know which country is closest to heaven?" "Argentina, I suppose," retorts the angry Spaniard. "No, friend," say the Argentine. "It's Uruguay!" (Argentina's neighbor)"
The woman shows her breasts and says: “These are like the United States: untouchable.”
Finally, ex-president Menem shows his penis and says: “This is like Argentina: it never gets up.”
"An Argentine asks a Spaniard, "Friend, do you know which country is closest to heaven?" "Argentina, I suppose," retorts the angry Spaniard. "No, friend," say the Argentine. "It's Uruguay!" (Argentina's neighbor)"
by internationalgirl101 October 04, 2015
A country that is known for being cheaters in sports. Mainly in soccer, especially when they lose control of the game, and start making fouls and diving throughout the rest of the game.
Bob: Oh fucking hell Argentina started cheating already! Tevez dived again!
Pepe: That's how we won our two World cups! ^__^
Pepe: That's how we won our two World cups! ^__^
by The World Cup September 13, 2006
one of the most hated countries in south america because of their non-sense egocentric way of acting.
not better not worse, just another latin american country as peru or bolivia, even tho they love thinking they are europeans...
mmmm sorry u r not... ;)
not better not worse, just another latin american country as peru or bolivia, even tho they love thinking they are europeans...
mmmm sorry u r not... ;)
A: heyyy i'm from argentina
B: so what?
A: mmm we rule , right?
B: fuck off, leave me alone you egocentric dark bitch.
B: so what?
A: mmm we rule , right?
B: fuck off, leave me alone you egocentric dark bitch.
by sebsss June 03, 2006
A country in South America whose inhabitants are almost all pretentious people who think of themselves as Europeans. Think of themsevelves as highly advanced and better than other Latinos, yet not long ago, they were eating out of dumpsters because of being fucked over by the IMF.
Country inferior to Brazil. Despise Brazil and its inhabitants because Brazil is a much, much, bigger country than theirs.
Maradona (the fat, has-been, gay, cokehead) is their only claim to great futbol. Their futbol stars are racist who when playing against Brazilian teams, resort to racist name calling such as macaco (their favorite word when describing a black person from Brazil. Dirty players who are sore losers.
Best (and frankly, only good thing to come out of Argentina: the beef and tango.
Country inferior to Brazil. Despise Brazil and its inhabitants because Brazil is a much, much, bigger country than theirs.
Maradona (the fat, has-been, gay, cokehead) is their only claim to great futbol. Their futbol stars are racist who when playing against Brazilian teams, resort to racist name calling such as macaco (their favorite word when describing a black person from Brazil. Dirty players who are sore losers.
Best (and frankly, only good thing to come out of Argentina: the beef and tango.
A favorite saying from Brazil when describing Argentina's people:
"The worst scam in the world is buying an Argentine for what he thinks he's worth and then selling him for what he is really worth."
"The worst scam in the world is buying an Argentine for what he thinks he's worth and then selling him for what he is really worth."
by GarotaDeRio February 13, 2008
Another Latin and poor conutry. Defeated in soccer by Brazil, and at war by England, it´s indian population (thought the belief on Euro ancestry) keeps regarding mental issues on therapy. Once Argentina has been rich for latin standarts, but became leftist and ideological. Now it´s poorer thab Brazil and Chili. Has a cocaine addicted idol: Maradona, just a regular player.
by south Brazil March 25, 2009
Argentina is the country with more almost-european population, argentinian people hates England...Many argentinos loves U.S.A, and many people doesn't :S...
I'm Argento, then i really love USA and i wanna be an Ilegal Inmigrant...or Legal??
anyway....Brazil it's inferior than us okay??and bolivia too!
I'm Argento, then i really love USA and i wanna be an Ilegal Inmigrant...or Legal??
anyway....Brazil it's inferior than us okay??and bolivia too!
Gabriel: Hey Man, I am an Argentinian Legal Inmigrant, i speak British English...
Gonzalo : Yo' Dude...I'm Argentinian too...but i had AMERICANIZED...I'll break ur face South Puto!!
Gabriel: (getting back to Argentina)
Gonzalo : Yo' Dude...I'm Argentinian too...but i had AMERICANIZED...I'll break ur face South Puto!!
Gabriel: (getting back to Argentina)
by G-Zee! May 03, 2010
To go get laid. Made popular by Governer Sanford of South Carolina. It can also be used to describe going to a disclosed location (such as a party) for the sole purpose to fornicate.
Dude: hey man where are you going?
Gov. Sanford: Im going to Argentina, wink.
Dude: Oh! You dog! Just tell the misses your going to hike or something.
Gov. Sanford: Im going to Argentina, wink.
Dude: Oh! You dog! Just tell the misses your going to hike or something.
by Iznasty June 28, 2009