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Area Man lives in every area. He needs an area for uninhibited slack, negligence and laziness without any guilt, problems, questions, decisions, backtalk or bullshit. You don't disturb Area Man. You don't bother Area Man. Area Man just needs room to be Area Man in an increasingly shitty world where Area Man cannot fully realize his potential or fulfill life's petty demands. Let Area Man be Area Man.
Bob is sitting in a dark basement hungover and does not want to be disturbed as he is an Area Man.
by nutsonyachin December 28, 2013
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Area 11

Japan became known as Area 11 after it was conquered by the Britannian Empire. Large deposits of sakuradite in the region prompted invasion and eventual subjugation of the populace, known as elevens under Britannian rule. Use of the terms Japan and Japanese is forbidden by Britannian law.

One of the first usages of the term in popular media was in the program "Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion" wherein the protagonist, an international terrorist, attempts a coup in Area 11 in an attempt to reform the independent nation of Japan. The broadcast of this program has been squelched in public by Britannian authorities but underground distribution thrives. Theorists speculate that the popularity of this movement is due to the strong nationalism of the local inhabitants of Area 11 rather than the inherent QUALITY of the broadcast. As of 2008, Britannian authorities see these stirrings as a nuisance and report cultural and political stability in Area 11.
Area 11 produces nearly 70% of the world's sakuradite supply and over 95% of the world's animu supply.
by Forest Troll July 7, 2008
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Area Codes Rule

This rule states that if you have a girl in one area code, the miniute you enter a different area code you in effect become single, therefore allowing you to have Hoe in different Area Codes, as Luda n Nate sed.
I've got hoes (i've got hhoooeeesss) in different area codes.
by Mr XDizzle June 11, 2004
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Area 51 raid

A Facebook advertisement that over 400,000 people signed to see them aliens.
Kyle: What's happening in Nevada

Allen: Oh it's the Area 51 raid, they wanna see them aliens.
by Alien.sneke July 14, 2019
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Area 69

A place or location where nothing but really hot chicks can be found. Usually a place that never has any hotties, so rare of an occasion that no one would believe you!
Guy 1"Dude, McDonald's was like an Area 69 yesterday" Guy 2"Bullshit! There's no way! you're batshit crazy man!"
by Explixit March 8, 2011
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Area Code Hoe

A female who has screw'd everyone in her area code or surrounding area codes.
Bitch ain't nothing but an Area Code Hoe!!!!
by Noelle "The Red" September 23, 2010
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Area 51

The place where WE will free our brother and sister aliens being held captive by the government on the 21st of September.
*Scene just outside Area 51*
Guards: What the hell is going on?!
Random Guy #1: *eric andre voice* Let me in … LET ME INNNNNNNN.
Random Guy #2: We Naruto run we will be faster than their bullets.
Steve: They can shoot us but they cannot shoot everyone.
by xxxcatation July 13, 2019
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