artard

a cocktail weenie wrapped in part of a croissant, similar to a "pig in a blanket," but made with a smaller hot dog-type product and no cheese

Mark ate so many artards at the party that he couldn't stay out of the bathroom that night.

by magruder July 15, 2008

Artard

Someone who doesn't know/understand what it is like to be an artist or their work.

Person #1: *looking at artwork* Hey! How come this person has no legs?

Person #2: Because it's not finished...

Person #3: Wow. What an Artard.

by Emilye March 4, 2011

artard

Pronounced "Ar-tard"

Can be spelt "atard" on come cases, depending on country.

A Retarded way of saying the word: "retard"

Originated from the word: retard - to be severely mentally handicapped compared to an average adult human.

I'm not artarded, you retard!

by LemonSatan October 10, 2008

Arftard

1.Is a person acting so retarded (but the person is not mental retarded) that you want to call them a fucking retard. In stead you can call that person a arftrad.

2. A dog that is retarded

you arftard that was my last dime of weed.

That is a arftard of a dog.

by Pothead Jones February 8, 2007

ARTARD

Artards are litte people who try to be big and insult other people but fail miserably...like little Aimee's

Aimee is an Artard at life.

by Brandon Meyer January 6, 2008

artard

an artard is a dog who is stubborn but very cute

Nene, you little artard, hurry up!

by jed357 January 13, 2009

Artardatsia

A mental state characterized by an apparent inability to "connect the dots" or formulate a logical forecast or estimate from available information. Also, a class of otherwise intelligent and highly-educated people engaged in the business of predicting or estimating a future event or trend but apparently lacking the ability to process available information into a coherent, logical view of the future.

The artardatsia maintain their unreasonable expectations and forecasts until long after the future course of events becomes apparent to everyone else.
Artardatsia has become endemic among sell side analysts.
They are members of the artardatsia.
They're not retarded, they're just artardatsia.

by 1980Z September 24, 2018