Archismita

A cool dude who is generally obsessed with fandoms and celebrities. Archismitas are great people to talk to, are super supportive and will always be there if you need to talk. They are also great fun and once you get to know them, you'll wonder how you managed before you met them. If you ever meet an Archismita, get to know them, so you can give them stupid nicknames, and make inside jokes, and generally have fun with an awesome person

Archismita went to the shops with me today.
Do you know what time Archismita is getting here?

by immatur June 26, 2021

Archisext

A sexting architect.

Johnny sat down, pulled out his phone, took a picture of his dong , and began archisexting. He liked golfing with the guys, but not as much as much as he liked the thought of Lloyd Wright's stained glass and pussy.

by KRmd November 16, 2017

architorture

the bad bad thing that will happen to you should you wish to go to architecture school

dear architorture,

thank you for ruining my life

by jennaMarie May 2, 2005

Architect

A man who builds his lover through dedicated work of feeding. He is building his masterpiece one cheese curd at a time.

The architect built his lady with love to 530 pounds.

by Teanis August 5, 2022

Architecture 5

A tropical modern building with an elevator. The name of a club in Brixton. A definition of narrative that resists complicated responses, because it's so fucking cool.

"What did you do on Saturday night?" "Oh, nothing much. Chucked back a few Malibu and Oranges, and all that." "Where did you go?" "Architecture 5." "Dude, that's really weird. That's where I went too." "No." "Yes!" "Shut up!" "No, seriously. I met this amazing, amazing guy. His name is Scott and when it was time to go, I heard this voice in my head, and it said, you have just met your future husband." "What, like a voice inside you or something you actually heard?" "I don't know." "Wow." "Yeah." "But, I think you should take it easy. You've been through a lot lately." "I know, but...he was really cute." "Define cute." "I don't know." "You're a little bit stupid, aren't you?" "What?" "Oh, I was just asking Terry where the olives were." "How is Terry, anyway?" "Terry! Terry, how are you?" "Fine." "He says he's fine."

by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist January 31, 2008

Archiquette

Is a giant like creature with french ancestry. A giant that is incapable of liking anything should said thing be liked by more than 3 other persons. These "Archiquettes" are also unable to use diving boards for fear of crippling themselves.

Look at that Archiquette, it hates trendy music!

by Jslackin March 11, 2011

Architectware

Usually a little box on a diagram that a solutions architect has drawn. This diagram will bare absolutely no resemblance to any kind of real software ever developed ever. Yet in the architects head - and in the minds of management they talk to it is a real and possible thing, with an arbitrary delivery date.

Developer: Oh no, Ray the architect wants me to build this bit of Architectware - apparently it will only take me a week.

Every other technically aware person on the team: Oh %*&£!

by honestalice April 15, 2013