Aquaman

Simply the most useless superhero ever. He talks to fish and attempted to put out a fire burning on water, and managed to flood new york.

Aquaman, Aquaman
Look over there, its Aquaman
Swims real fast
Talks to Fish
cook him up
Tasty Dish
Oh yeah, its the Aquaman

by Jsmart October 1, 2007

Aquaman that hoe

When you have sex with a one-eyed person in their empty eye socket and cum inside their skull.

Debbie lost her left eye in a boating accident, but its OK because her boyfriend Ron loves to Aquaman that hoe.

by WarDove July 12, 2011

Aquaman

a big fucking loser

Don Downing is a real Aquaman.

by Sexy Randel the Pharoh Wizard January 25, 2004

aquaman

A euphemistic term for a hand-held shower massage is a single woman’s shower stall.

"Damn, she's so ugly that the only man that will have sex with her is aquaman."

by AJ May 26, 2004

Aquaman

Its when you get a blow job in the bathtub or hottub and you fart so the bubbles pop in her face.

JT was getting blown in the bathtub when he gave her the aquaman

by Cohibaesp March 9, 2009

aquaman

When you bust a nut in your girl's ass under water

"Last saturday i aquamaned my girl at the beach"

by zakary arab July 18, 2007

Aquaman

The stupidest superhero ever. Sure he can breathe underwater and talk to fish. So can Spongebob and Patrick. That just shows how lame he is if a kids tv show characters everyday lifestyle is the same as aquamans powers.

Aquaman: Hello fish of the Atlantic Ocean! Fish: dude. Just cut it out. Spongebob is cooler than you.

by Bethy Girl July 7, 2010