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April 13th

National Virgin Day, so if you're born on this day you're going to be a virgin forever
Person #1: Yo! It's my birthday!
Person #2: Ew you were born on April 13th? Hah VIRGIN
by Fuck Money Get Hoes April 4, 2020
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The Anniversary of Neil Banging Out The Tunes in 2006.
It’s April 13th! Remember 2006, when Neil Banged Out the Tunes?
by A Possum April 13, 2020
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April 13th

This is nation kiss your homie day. Just walk up to your best bro and give them a (consensual) kiss on the forehead or cheek
Chad: hey bro do you know what day it is?
Brad: it's April 13th aka national kiss your homie day!
*They engage in a homiesexual kiss*
by An Abundance Of Emotions February 24, 2020
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April 13th

April 13th is a day where the most amazing, kind, trustworthy and loyal people are born. They will always stick by your side and help you whenever you need, but don't fuck around with them or they will make you pay. Talk shit about people born on this day and it wont end well.
Annie: "you know that guy that's born on April 13th"
Jack: " yeah"
Annie: "you better stop talking shit about him"
Jack: "why? i don't care"
Annie: "ok then.."
Jack: "wait..why?
Annie: "its not gonna end well for you!"
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National Soldier TF2 day. To commemorate Rick May's death on the same day, it is encouraged to play the Soldier class when you play
Guys it's April 13th, everyone pick Soldier!
by Sigmini December 13, 2020
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April 13th

HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DATE MEANS.
ONLY, YOU WON'T.
MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT APRIL 13TH IS WHEN NO ONE GETS THE JOKE.
EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T READ THIS BATSHIT COMIC DOESN'T GET IT.
SO, IT'S SADDENING TO SEE NO ONE MAKING ROOM FOR APRIL 13TH.

TO BE THIS COMIC'S FAN IS A CURSE.
UNTIL YOU STOP READING. THEN YOU'RE CURED.

COULD YOU READ THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY SENTENCE?
-KARKAT
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, April 13th, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today that people will recognize this date.
by carcIn0GenetIcIst April 14, 2021
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If you're searching this, I assume you are looking for a definition about Homestuck.

This happens to be the day that, 13 years ago, a young boy stood in his room. The webcomic Homestuck was given its name this day.
You: Why does April 13th even matter?
Me: ...
You: what??
Me: A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?
by smellyegg September 6, 2022
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