"Where are you going, Governor?"
"I'll just be hiking the Appalachian Trail with Lupe for the next few days."
"I'll just be hiking the Appalachian Trail with Lupe for the next few days."
by hayes6 June 24, 2009
Get the hiking the Appalachian trail mug.What you say you did when you come back from being missing for several days in order to hide what you were really doing.
"Jim, why haven't you been at work the past 3 days?" "Oh, I thought I'd... uh... hike the Appalachian trail!"
"Bob, why did you come home late last night?" "Oh I thought I'd hike the Appalachian trail on the way home!"
"Bob, why did you come home late last night?" "Oh I thought I'd hike the Appalachian trail on the way home!"
by SonOfALink June 24, 2009
Get the hike the Appalachian trail mug.1. The place where cheaters go to escape the pressures of their estranged spouses and children to unwind and get their thoughts in order.
2. The place men go after their wives have kicked them out of the house.
2. The place men go after their wives have kicked them out of the house.
Jenny's husband, Mark, tapped some sweet Argentinian ass while he was out on the Appalachian Trial.
After Margaret caught her husband in bed with another woman, she kicked his ass out onto the Appalachian trail.
After Margaret caught her husband in bed with another woman, she kicked his ass out onto the Appalachian trail.
by cilerder86 June 24, 2009
Get the The Appalachian Trail mug.The Governor of South Carolina had an affair with a woman from Argentina. As his cover story he told everyone he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. To sum it up it is slang for having or having had sex.
"Hey have you seen Mark?"
"No but I heard he's with his girlfriend behind the bleachers. They're hiking the Appalachian Trail"**winks**
"Oh that dirty bastard."
"No but I heard he's with his girlfriend behind the bleachers. They're hiking the Appalachian Trail"**winks**
"Oh that dirty bastard."
by ashesfallingdown June 25, 2009
Get the hiking the appalachian trail mug.Code used by persons who claim to be participating in vigorous, solitary outdoor activities to escape stress when in fact they are carrying on hot and heavy clandestine affairs in foreign countries (preferably located in South America).
On Saturday, Jenna tried six times to get in touch with her boyfriend, Mike, but he had already told us he was hiking the Appalachian Trail this weekend so we knew his phone would be off.
by SCtransplant June 25, 2009
Get the hiking the Appalachian Trail mug.Disappear for a few days and need an explanation? "Sweetie, I was just 'hiking the Appalachian Trail!'"
Boss asking for a note on why you were out for a four-hour lunch with his wife? Yep, you guess it - you were out hiking the Appalachian Trail!
See also Sanford, soon-to-be-former Governor of SC.
Boss asking for a note on why you were out for a four-hour lunch with his wife? Yep, you guess it - you were out hiking the Appalachian Trail!
See also Sanford, soon-to-be-former Governor of SC.
by thecovert June 24, 2009
Get the Hiking the Appalachian Trail mug."Yeah, I was walking the Appalachian trail with this really hot chick from Argentina. My wife won't do that."
by Poet2243 June 24, 2009
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