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A breakout of apocalyptic events signaling the last days of planet Earth | uh · paak · nee
“The tornados yesterday were an apocne. It was crazy.”
by apocne November 30, 2019
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APOCOLYPS3

The day all phat PS3s around the world became self-aware and refused to log on to PSN, deleted trophy data, corrupted Stuff downloaded off PSN Store, and in some cases your save data.
"Holy ****, I thought this was just me. I got the 8001050F rror message just now when trying to play Tekken 6. Can't connect online, can't play any blu rays, and I can't even play my downloaded PSN classics. WTF is going on?!?!?! Is this a widespread problem? The odd thing is that I wasn't even connected to the internet, how could this happen if I wasn't connected to the PSN? It's the freaking APOCOLYPS3?!?!"
by BetaKey February 28, 2010
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apocalypse

A mythical end of the world, uncertain when it is going to happen, several sects disagree about it:

Jehovah's Witnesses - When Jesus makes a second coming.
Donald Trump supporters - When Hillary Clinton becomes President of the United States.
Hillary Clinton supporters - When Donald Trump becomes President of the United States.
Some people seriously think apocalypse is coming after this election, not even kidding.
by 32121 July 21, 2016
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Anal Apocalypse

An extremely painful ordeal,in which Satan comes out of ones anus to destroy the world.
The highest level of anal-torture.Nothing can compare to the creamy shitstorm that is released.
That jackasss at that Chinese buffet left a total anal apocalypse in the bathroom.
I was tempted to start an anal apocalypse at my cousins gay wedding.
by EricRand17 October 21, 2013
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Apocopate

Shortening a word. (usually by removing the final syllable)

Origin: Spanish language
"Grande" is apocopated to "Gran" when before a singular noun in the spanish language.

Internal Portmanteau is an example of apocopation.
by JWBPhayz June 4, 2009
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Apocalyptican

A person who believes so strongly in the apocalypse of 2012, that they totally throw their lives away to whatever thinking that even trying is to no avail towards a happy, "normal" life.

Teenage apocalypticans usually drop out, become assholes towards other people, or just do whatever they please at an attempt to be happy thinking their lives are going to end soon anyway.

But positive apocalypticans usually try to make haste with their "short" lives and try to do good in the world, like trying to help the environment, or protest the war, or just try to be a good person altogether.
John tries to be the best person he could be, he's a vegetarian, he cares for the environment, and he's really friendly, and at the same time, Mathew is just sitting in class staring at the ceiling while he waits impatiently for the bell to ring so he can get out and hang with his friends at the mall, both very different, but they're both apocalypticans.
by Mr Reyes January 18, 2009
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apocheir

If you look from the side of at a planet swinging around in its orbit, split the sun with a mirror and imagine a string, it all looks like a yo-yo. The point furthest from the sun is called aphelion. The point furthest away from the yo-yo hand is called, by analogy, apocheir.
Benny Profane, a schlemihl and human yo-yo, gets to an apocheir.
by General Alabom June 17, 2009
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