apeshit

word referring to someone who refuses to interact with the opposite sex.Usually they have an opportunity to get some, but for some unknown reason they choose not to go forward with it. Usually the person who goes "apeshit" is not "cock blocked", but on the contrary "cock guided" and pussies out.

He went Apeshit when a semi-hot girl sat on his lap and he fell off the chair, ruining the moment.

by jdjinc. October 23, 2007

apeshit

The word apeshit would describe someone’s anger.

‘he went apeshit when he found out’

by civ June 11, 2020

Apeshit

Absolutely fucking crazy, like your mom last night

Yo, your mom went apeshit when she saw how big I was

by Apeshit Crazy April 21, 2021

Apeshit

A crazy/chaotic or messy act or doing. Usually by a person or an animal.

Koko went apeshit over that banana
Walter is going apeshit after his brother got killed

by JankyMF January 1, 2022

Apeshit

Apeshit is a verb

Apeshit is to describe when someone is in a state of anger and rage which is very sever

“Did you see what ‘Matt Walsh’ tweeted yesterday?” (Person A) “Yeah, our friend John went Apeshit when he saw that.” (Person B)

by Joe Schmoe the short May 31, 2024

Apeshit bananas

The extreme of going apeshit. To completely lose one's mind in a violent manner, or when used to describe a situation, the act of descending into complete chaos.

When I found out that my entire project had been deleted, I went completely apeshit bananas on everyone that had touched my computer in 24 hours.

By the time the riot police got there, everything was already apeshit bananas.

by Mr. Puggles September 26, 2011

apeshit-crazy

The kind of anxiety usually expressed by the physical or mental desire to jump up and down, screaming and banging hands on chest or head on walls.

Pre-dates the shortened but now more common variant "apeshit."

My roommate just deposited my mail at the bank and dropped my bank-deposit in the post-office box, for the third time! I'm going apeshit-crazy!

by Buggy July 3, 2006