Anubimosis

An infectious virus that causes college students to grow tired of schooling, causing them to miss class more often. It is believed to have been created by the curse of the Egyptian god Anubis. It causes students to accomplish nothing in the end.

I dropped out of my Calculus class because of my Anubimosis.
Have you seen Kate recently? No, I think she caught Anubimosis!
Watch out! It's allergy season! You might catch the Nubi!

by TheEastStudentCenter November 8, 2018

Anubius

Anubius is a great person. Typically a light skin with morals but also uncultured in his ethnicity. Always thinks he’s something (like a chef or a comedian). But also kind hearted and never have to worry if he will do you wrong. Also has the cutest dimples ever.

Anubius is soooooooo cute like omg I just want him to hug me☺️.

by ExisKenya April 21, 2019

Anubis

A super sexy cool dude who's totally mentally stable, straight, and cis.

"Yo Anubis must get all the bitches bec they're constantly having an identity crisis but still manage to make interesting warrior cat ocs."

"Yeah dude totally!"

by H̴̡̛͖͇̜̣̲̍̓̔̉̽̔̏͝E̸̤͑E̷̩͒́̉̄͂̄ June 10, 2022

anubial

Anubial. the adjective form of the noun Anubis, keeper of the faith and embalmer of hope in the grave traditions of long-term relationships, savior of souls trapped in a void someplace between mortified romance and marital after-life.

She stood over the kitchen sink and saw from the window an anubial reflection weeping outside.

by Tom Snr November 2, 2022

Anubis Markets

Food so good you could eat it. I need to remind you that Anubis markets are a subsidiary of Osiris foods.

Anubis markets has great food?

by hopontoplel October 27, 2023

Anubis Rangers Mom

This is a wild specimen in which a super FAAAAT whale is able to walk on the land and reproduce, it is a very dangerous specimen and will eat every thing in a 100 mile radius if encountered

Person: OMG, is that anubis rangers mom
Person2: yes it is we are fucked
Anubis Rangers Mom: *eats everything*

by Gandolf The Goat February 26, 2024

Anubis Rangers Mom

Fatass bitch who likes to roll in the mud, a basic land whale. Fat bitch

Person :ong is there an attack rn?
Person 2: nah its just Anubis Rangers Mom
Person: fat bitch

by Gandolf The Goat February 26, 2024