Anton

One of the weirdest guys you will ever meet. Comes off as cold and snobbish, but is actually pretty funny. Is an honors student and never goes outside. Probably on Team Instinct.

Person 1: Is that Anton over there?
Person 2: What the hell is he doing outside?

by Ramm_Stein September 5, 2016

Anton

The best guy friend a girl could have

(singing to himself)
Anton: round and round the record spins all day. So lets listen again it takes you far away...
(Phoebe jumps out from behind the bookshelf)
Phoebe: trying to stop it is futal!
(Anton freaks out)
Anton&Phoebe: so lets listen again to this musical doodle!

Anton: I like Ms. Conradadadda's hair.
Phoebe: Me too, I also like to sniff pie.
Anton: Same here

Anton: Paco
Phoebe: made a
Anton: chicken taco
Phoebe: up in
Anton: Gainesville

Anton: Virginia
Phoebe: made a
Anton: chicken Paco
Phoebe: in a
Anton: taco

"you ragamuffin!"
Anton&Phoebe: bahahahaha!!!

Phoebe: ragamuffin is a real word!

Anton: rapper bill Clinton raggamuffin ninja!!!

^_^

by Pixie Punk July 29, 2011

Anton

Friendly guy with a severe weed problem. Thinks it isn't an addiction and says it's voluntary. Will most likely OD before his twenties.

Friend: Anton, you need to change your habits before you OD!
Anton: It isn't an addiction I can stop whenever I want!
*Anton dies the next day*

by datatroller November 5, 2018

Anton

Some one who enjoys the music of tones and i, especially the song dance monkey, DANCE MONKEY DANCE MONKEY DANCE MONKEY OOO AAA

hey i am such a anton right now aka a bitch

by anonymous March 11, 2021

Anton

Some huge fucking loser that does nothing but get left on read by girls, all he does is play video games and sit inside all day. He never leaves his room unless he is forced to.

Person 1: WAS THAT ANTON?
Person 2: THE FUCK IS HE DOING OUTSIDE?

by Totally not an Anton March 11, 2020

Anton

Anton's a cunt

Damn look he's so Anton.
yeah, fuck him

by omgwhyiseverynametaken12345678 June 9, 2018

Anton

A fat autistic dog who thinks he's good at handball. Loves to suck the cool kids dicks, a lower class faggot. His flabs can crush a car but he is too busy crushing KFC meals. He also think he's smarter than Asians

Person 1 to person 2 "yo is jack here in this school today?"
Anton "HESA NOTE IN DIS CLASASE"

by Frixion fred March 14, 2019