anticipashit

An unplanned bowel movement experienced shortly after contacting your narcotics dealer for cocaine.

"I just phoned Mike, and now I have to go for an anticipashit."

by lexcomplex May 29, 2009

Anticerbate

Anticipating the act of masturbating.

Pete saw a NSFW side boob pic of Jessica Alba, he immediately began to anticerbate.

by mini man2 October 18, 2012

antiana

The realist person to ever walk the earth sometimes taken for an asshole but is just truthful with no filter also very seductive

Antiana being shady af but she kinda right though

by Lilshawty2k13 January 19, 2017

antiaverage

A slightly mad man, leader of Scarlet Empire with Jennifer (See CorruptMoral or Pure-Crazy-Evil), he does what he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Known to bite and have temper tantrums.

WARNING: When poked with a stick/spork, results may vary.

OMG, you're such an ANTIAVERAGE!!

by Go_Sox5 December 12, 2008

anticipation dump

When people shit on themselves in anticipation of someone else shitting on them. People think this will shield some criticism, but really it just gives assholes better material.

"I know I'm not a very good singer, and my massive love handles detract from my already terrible singing, but please be respectful while I attempt (insert Miley Cyrus song here)"

Most crappy youtube performers take nice big anticipation dumps in their self-descriptions

by tripleski6 June 21, 2011

anticipation bottle

A bottle of hard liquor that someone purchases while still owning a partially consumed bottle of the same or similar liquor. The bottle is purchased with the thinking that the partially consumed bottle will soon be fully consumed and the person doesn't want to be put in the situation where they've run out completely.

"Don't you already have half a bottle of Jim Beam at home?"
"Yeah but this is my ANTICIPATION BOTTLE. I don't want to run out. It's only Friday!"

by Scott Fremont August 10, 2006

Anticipain

The expression of pain before the injury actually occurs. Related to amplipain.

"I saw the door about to slam on my fingers, and I yelled out in anticipain before it closed."

by Conrad H. May 19, 2008