Ansumana

Light skin, arrogant male who often thinks of himself as the best thing in anyones life.

He is often confused or misunderstood. Ansumana can be your best friend or worst enemy.

He will often joke/joan on you for no reason.

Ansumana, like to party and are often bored as shyt at work.

Ansumana is that light skin cool dude that likes to party and joke!

by that solja gurl February 4, 2010

Assuming

1) The process of making an ass out of you and me.

2) The mother, father and general source of all mistakes & f***-ups

Charlie went on assuming that he knew what was really going on. Boy, did he ever end up making an ass out of himself!

Did you ever notice how a lot of apologies start with or contain "But I thought that"? That's how assuming works ...

by Setupist July 29, 2018

stop assuming my gender

Something when someone calls you your gender.

Hobo:Was saaaaaaaa dud.
me: Stop assuming my gender im a toaster

by JeeOof May 21, 2018

Assuminated

Being assuminated means Getting assumed of something u didn’t do

Stop assuminated me if i didn’t do it

by Shaylnn August 6, 2021

assuming is bad you should never assume

anytime someone assumes

“Hey man it’s probably gonna rain”
“Assuming is bad you should never assume”
“Oh sorry man do you forgive me?”

by YourSmallWiener October 16, 2022

Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.

Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

by CP/AC November 23, 2023

Assumining

Took

My friend assumining the risk to get this bag.

by Thee Happy Couple January 4, 2026