by Dowhatditty October 23, 2019
A sexy fine ass girl with a banging personality. That’s not the only banging thing though! With her massive tits and beautiful dark hair and eyes she’s irresistible. Don’t mess with an Annalise, otherwise she will rip you apart. She may look like an innocent, calm good girl, deep down she’s a beast!
Guy 1: hey , you seen the new girl?
Guy 2: yeh those massive tits nearly took my eye out.
Guy 3: I’ll be in her pants tonight, just hope I don’t get whiskey dick.
Guy 2: nah mate I’ll be titty fucking her all night, she’s a right Annalise!
Guy 2: yeh those massive tits nearly took my eye out.
Guy 3: I’ll be in her pants tonight, just hope I don’t get whiskey dick.
Guy 2: nah mate I’ll be titty fucking her all night, she’s a right Annalise!
by It’s only me February 24, 2018
fat fucking toxic ass bitch who constantly lies and manipulates people usually not even for her own gain and just for fun.
by justfa2 August 5, 2019
A bratty bitch person who is a slag and wants to steal your man, and when she gets her way she will be nice to you but if she doesn’t get her way she will be a bitch and will talk about you behind your back, life lesson don’t trust anyone with the name annalise,she can say stuff over text but will not actually say it to ur face cause she can’t fight
Annalise over text: “your such a bitch I would fight you”
You: “meet me then”
Annalise:”ok”
(You go to the place you arranged and she’s not there)
You: “meet me then”
Annalise:”ok”
(You go to the place you arranged and she’s not there)
by Your a little bitch September 15, 2019
This is a female with the largest heart, the biggest smile and when she hugs you O' my all your troubles seem to melt. So if you have an Annalise in your world you better keep her there.
by RubenAngel December 20, 2016
Annalise's are nice people who like bad puns, are usually slightly irritating but mean it in a good way and often lay tease their friends, yet care about them too. They can have blond hair and blue eyes, they like science and video games along with probably being classed as a nerd. They would like to rule the world with a stable government and they are kind of philosophical, not around others though. They are really disorganised (And I mean REALLY!) constantly forgetting their homework, their friends also usually get better results than them so they can feel a bit down graded, but really they couldn't care less. They can ask random questions like, am I really real? , and ponders the meaning of life. If you would like to know what it is, please ask your friendly local annalise, they will be happy to help! I was gonna put something here but then I decided better not cause of ZAIN. Plz search up my other definitions!
by Affascinante April 17, 2018
annalise is one hell of a strugglebus. she's a bit of a mess when it comes to homework and school in general, yet she still gets decent grades and is in all the smart classes. she's incredibly unladylike, and is insanely athletic. she's always making "thats what she said" jokes and laughing about something and is always "insulting" her friends but like in the good way. you're lucky if you get to be her friend because she's in high demand without even wanting to be. incredibly nerdy (and extremely open about it) and can often be found playing xbox with her boyfriend (i mean who wouldn't fall for her blonde hair and blue eyes). she doesn't give a fuck about what she doesn't need to while also being deeply compassionate and caring about what matters. she is incredibly talented at almost anything she does which can get annoying to those around her, but she's not one to brag. she's hard to get to open up but when she does she doesn't hold back. she is genuinely beautiful without trying and always knows what to say. she's ridiculously stubborn and will never admit to losing an argument.
by rosesandwater December 3, 2018