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andover high

A public high school in MA which contains multitudes of students with far too much time on their hands. Nearly every single one of these Andover High students applied ot the prestigious prep school Phillips Academy-which is ust up the road- but did not get in. These students lack any talent or ability, and then spend their Saturday nights driving up and down Main Street taunting Phillips Academy students because they are jealous and bored. A favorite means of harassment for Andover High students is to open their windows and either throw something (i.e. pumpkins, eggs) or scream. The favorite taunt is, "catboner". Catboner remains undefined and no one (including the Andover High students knows what it means).
Person A: Wow, did you hear that Andover High student just yell 'catboner' out the window?

Person B: I sure did. Those kids and there meaningless taunts are exact proof of our wasted tax money.

Person A: I know, if only they had been smart or interesting enough to go to Phillips Academy...
by Amanda1234124 July 12, 2007
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andover high

public school in a gay rich town in MA. at least it's free
catboner: Luckily I got through four years of high school without learning any social skills. Phew!
andover high student: Didn't you pay $120,000 to go to PA?
catboner: Yup! Now I'm going to UMiami.
by bldkd July 15, 2010
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andover ohio

Andover Ohio is a small town in Northeast Ohio in Ashtabula County. The town is hopelessly boring and pathetic as is all of its residents. It's very mundane. There is no entertainment, shopping or food choices. High school kids resort to sitting around on the Andover Square on Friday nights revving their parents car engines and trying to make their lives sound interesting. Small minded community. Limited breeding options. Tourists flock there every summer to go fishing in Pymatuning and swim in the stank beach. The schools are horrible. Not only do they get the lowest test scores in the county, they are nicknamed "Pregnant Valley" due to the number of very young girls who get pregnant. They actually had a school program for pregnant or young mothers to attend. By young I mean 12-13 year old kids. The only school with that program in the county. The schools football team is pitiful
"Where is Andover Ohio?"

"It's a place you go when you have no hopes or dreams for a better life"
by Crazybutcute December 27, 2016
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Andover Kansas

A piece of shit town east of Wichita. There are many stuck up white bitches in Andover who will throw anyone in their way under the bus just for their own personal gain. The parents are involved with just as much drama as the kids. Thank God I moved away when I went to college. I will never return.
You live in Andover Kansas? You're a pussy
by chaaaazzzzz69 December 28, 2013
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Andover Anchovy Afficionado

A dyke. A lesbian. Originates from the smell of anchovies that often exudes from the vagina of an andovian scale-sucker.
No way is she straight dude, she's proper rank, a real Andover Anchovy Afficionado.
by Jibber July 5, 2006
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Andover Soft Plug

An Anti-Safety device used in historical steam engines, allowing for the elimination of the traditional fusible plug, for the operation of a boiler with less water than conventionaly allowed.
Dat Tweedy Wun Fiddy musta been running a Andover Soft Plug last week because I swear there wasn't a drop of water in the glass.
by ADENGINEER October 15, 2022
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North Andover High School

The only public high school in the town of North Andover. Huge school, really nice, brand new (built it in 2004). Generally filled with a bunch of twats that like to get drunk and then post about it all over Twitter and Tumblr. Most girls are under the false impression that because they post on Tumblr they're fuckin champions.

Sports teams are really good, especially football and wrestling. Most kids that compete in either of those two sports are total meatheads so going to NAHS fares well for them. Not as bad as Lawrence high schools.
Kid 1: Yeah I smoke weed but I got into a good college and am getting good grades, just like most of the kids that come out of North Andover High School.
by jim dingle October 31, 2011
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