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Well, after living in this town for the past 11 years, I must say it is kind of exciting, thats of course when your younger. This town starts to become suck ass boring! The phrase "Let's go Uptown" is a fucked up one. Here in Andover, kids will think they are cool going "Uptown" when actually its boring as fuck! Guys waste 4 hours of their afternoon by trying to impress girls that huddle around thinking nothing but themselves. Most girls in this town wear that Hollister Abercombie shit that is overpriced and not worth wearing. Guys think they have to wear skater clothes to keep up with the times! FUCK THE TIMES nobody in this town I mean nobody is their own person, its sick. There are more banks then you can even picture in ur head, theres banks left and right, its annoying... You have a Starbucks, Dunkins, Mcdonalds, and all of that crap. All the shit that gets you fat. Kids Here have more money than Jesus can stuff in his own pocket. The merchants here don't care if there's to many kids, they make booming busniess! People walk around with five 20's in their pockets thinking they got "Money in the bank." Man, society in this town is gay. Girls in this town dress very slutty but then again. THEY ALL PROUDS!! A kiss on the cheek will be for discussion for months! It's like damnnn where is this town headed!! Where are the people headed! Now to the boys, they all think they are ghetto or skater. It's pathetic! They waist hours of their lifes for prouds that give no action or not even a relationship. They all take it to seriously... Now they are normal kids that are their own person and I repect that. Well thats pretty much it, that Andover MA for you!

A summary of the town Andover and how boring it is and a waist of time!
by Giani Ferrio January 17, 2007
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A terrible town in Massachusetts. Everyone who lives here is either a retard stuck up snob or a piece of shit white trash. Everyone is loaded with money, but complain because they don't think they have enough. The girls are all bitchy sluts, who wear A & F and Hollister. They get drunk and sleep with all the dumbass jocks who can't get enough of themselves. Also, the town is FILLED with drugs. Every corner of the town and schools has a drug deal going on. The education system sucks as well. The textbooks and the schools are old and shitty. Everything about this town is absoulty terrible. Which is weird, because every town surrounding Andover/Essex County kicks ass.
Guy 1: Hey dude! Let's go to Andover!
Guy 2: Screw that! Andover sucks! Lets go to Methuen.
by Giggity2000 August 20, 2009
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A sweet town with untrue bull shit steriotypes. It is a town full of amazing creative kids with no crime and friendly people. Just because Phillips Accademy is located in Andover doesnt mean that everyone is rich. we have 2 huge appartment complexes and really safe neigborhoods. we also have a state forest where people hike, skate, and chill. down town is the best!! and the school system is AMAZING!!!! the lead singer of boyz like girls grew up here as well as Jay Leno! i have been around the world, i have been to 6 continents and the people in andover are the nicest people i have ever met!!!!
Wow andover is the best town in the world.
by ANDOVERROCKSLIFESOCHILLOUT February 02, 2011
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Ahh Andover just another shithole town in the UK. Full of chavs, roadmen,teenage pregnancies and drug dealers. Not a lot of history to it really I mean James Blunt grew up here (briefly) but that’s about it. Also should mention the schools here suck ass and are probably corrupt to the core.
Roadman: u fuckin wot bruv

Civilised Individual: you must be from Andover

Roadman: init bruv
by UrNansClapped May 07, 2018
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a stupid high-classy town that everyone that's rich lives in. A typical place that everyone buys whatever they want and do sexual favors for teachers good grades
ughh that stupid high-classy joint reminds me of andover.
by f4mous x June 11, 2007
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