The act of putting a kazoo up someone's ass and then playing a song with the other end, preferably theme songs from 80's tv shows.
Ping: I sure could go for another anal kazoo.
Dean: I just gave you an anal kazoo last night. Can I at least stop playing the theme song from Chips? You get too excited and always shit all over my face.
Dean: I just gave you an anal kazoo last night. Can I at least stop playing the theme song from Chips? You get too excited and always shit all over my face.
by Bazinga728 October 30, 2010
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Anal Beads Theory
1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.
1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.
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A man/woman who allows many cocks to keep warm inside his/her asshole.
Someone who gets fucked in the ass several times.
Someone who gets fucked in the ass several times.
"Robby was being such an anal cave at the party last night!"
"Dude, quit being such an anal cave everytime we go to the gay bars."
"It was amazing! Rachel is the ultimate anal cave!"
"Dude, quit being such an anal cave everytime we go to the gay bars."
"It was amazing! Rachel is the ultimate anal cave!"
by Dr. Big Dick April 2, 2009
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Today I haven't been able to finish my homework and actually there's a lot left of it so I think I might have to PULL AN ALL-NIGHTER
by RCarballo November 11, 2013
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Lori: Hey Tiffany, last night me and Tommy were sloppy drunk and going at it and his penis slipped out of my coochie and went streight into my butt hole! The most painful thing EVER!!!!!!! He says it was an accident."
Tiffany: Ouch! Just hearing it makes my butt hurt! All men say it was an "accident"....don't believe it. I think he pulled the old Anal Ooopsie Daisy on you girl."
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