Albanian Flapjack 

When you crap your pants and then sit on it

I have an Albanian flapjack crusted to my underwear...

Albanian Flapjack by DarkMage231 March 28, 2019

Albanian Rozzers 

Slang term used to identify the police force of Albania. Popularised by the car reviewer James May.

James May: "Crikey! It's the Albanian rozzers"

Albanian Rozzers by notbigbrad June 28, 2022

Albanian Dishwasher 

When you run out of dish soap and you lost your sponge that you have to use your nephew’s Albanian friend to clean the dishes with their tears and sweat to clean the dishes spotless

Mom: honey is your friend here?
Son: yes Mom, he’s here with me, playing Roblox.

Mom: tell him I need some help with the dishes, I need to use him as my Albanian dishwasher.

Albanian dishwasher: I’ll be right there Miss!

Albanian Dishwasher by 7akeshi September 11, 2018

Albania 

Red and Black I dress Eagle on my chest hood to be in Albania wear my head up high for flag I die I’m proud to be an Albanian.

Aleksandër: Man I’m so proud to be an Albanian it makes me wanna sing.
Thomas: Please don’t.
Aleksandër: Red and Black I dress Eagle on my chest hood to be in Albania wear my head up high for flag I die I’m proud to be an Albanian.

Albania by Negus of Niggopia January 24, 2022

Albania 

Country full of mafia and drugs. And bunkers for some reason

"Bro I'm going go to Albania this summer"
"You can't go to Albania, you're Serbian!"

Albania by thotbegone69 March 10, 2021

analbanian 

A synonym for the word albanian, most commonly used by Serb nationalists and is usually said with negative purposes.
Belongs to the Balkanic Cyber - Nationalist War word family,with such words as serbitch and gayreek.

Miloje:Hey,do you see those chumps over there?
Spiridon:Yeah,why?
Miloje:They're some analbanian fags that showed up last night.

analbanian by Stratosphericc June 7, 2018

kanye albania 

Sus

That Kanye Albania is a sussy baka

kanye albania by BarnabyBarnips June 2, 2021