Cute and handsome guy who is a bit spicy but intelligent at the same time. He may have interesting kinks, the more you know him, the more you discover Wierd things.

Get yourself a furry suit to make him happy.
Alfredo loved my furry suit.
by HereAndThere32 November 25, 2021
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A poetic queen 😌💅✨
Have you heard of Alfredo’d poems they’re so deep!
by 👁👅👁🍦 November 3, 2020
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The act of rubbing out the first load out while one self is still Flaccid,Soft,Limp, and or like a wet noodle.
after school one day. Doug got home and couldnt wait to masturbate, and that he did, didnt even wait to get an errection. He finished, and to his suprise he even ejaculated. From then on out he refered to this act as The Alfredo, AKA. The Fredo.
by The Original Rotten January 20, 2011
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Thick, chunky, very white and gooey sperm.
"My boyfriend's cum looks like potato soup."

"Dude, that's alfredo cum... He needs to have that shit checked out by a doctor!"
by CrazyJay November 22, 2009
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Someone who is very fat, obese.
Why is the ground shaking? I think Alfredo walked into the room
by Cricri2005 May 23, 2020
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A gay bisexual Mexican that drives a dmax and blows anyone in sight with a truck especially guys with a tiny pecker and an lb7 with daddies money to show it
See fred over there? God he is such an alfredo.
by Eürö Trä§h May 24, 2019
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