anniversary offender

A guy who has two or more relationships that share the same anniversary day or date.

Duder 1: "Dude our anniversary is coming up next week. It's the 14th. What should I get her?"

Duder 2: "14th? You serious? That's the same anniversary as your last girlfriend. You're an anniversary offender doggy."

Duder 1: "Dude don't say anything to her! She would kill me. She hates my ex-girlfriend."

by westfalia December 18, 2009

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adversary

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-noun

An individual with exceptional style and substance who challenges and engages you in a meaningful way.

"You, mamacita, make a fine adversary."

by Math Teacher for a month May 15, 2009

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antiversary

January 28. The day when Rihanna released her 8th studio album "ANTi".

Happy #antiversary!

by higherih February 19, 2017

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National heartbreak anniversary day

May 13 the day to get in your feelings wit your friends or try to get back wit you ex

Friend 1: guess what day it is

Friend2: May 13
Friend 1: yup but also national heartbreak anniversary day
Friend 2:bet Let’s get in our feeling

by Blah.spamss April 27, 2021

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Aluminum Anniversary

AKA a one-month anniversary, whether it be dating, banging, or a marriage date.

I'm treating Megan to Hooters tonight for our Aluminum Anniversary!

by Shitsweakson January 21, 2011

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anniversary

for her: the date on which you had your first date, or the day on which you were married.

for him: the date on which she... first blew you, fucked you, gave you a handjob, let you go brown, let you earn your red wings, swallowed your gob for the first time, let you go ass to mouth, kissed another hot chick in front of you, gave you a bloagie, or gave you a blumpkin.

I gave her flowers for our wedding anniversary, but got nothing on our bloagie anniversary. Weird.

by -hef- September 16, 2009

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