amber turding

1. the present act of shitting a turd onto the bed/mattress of your boyfriend/spouse
2. the trend of girlfriends/wives shitting onto their significant other's bed or mattress
"Can you please stop Amber turding onto my bed!"
"Why the hell are you Amber turding my mattress!?"
by Alexthepopgamer May 04, 2022
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Amber Turd

When you Amber Turd a situation.
Used as a replacement for “Shit The Bed
Yesterday I was supposed to pickup my grandmother from the airport. I completely Amber Turd when I was late by 5 hours.
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Amber turded

the act of shitting a turd/solid fecal matter onto the bed of your boyfriend/spouse like actress Amber Heard.
"My girlfriend just Amber turded onto my bed."
"Kevin broke up with his ex after she Amber turded onto his bed a couple weeks ago."
by Alexthepopgamer May 04, 2022
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Amber turded

(verb) used to describe taking a giant SHIT on you boyfriends/spouses side of the bed when he has done something wrong. or you just feel like being a huge bitch.
I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because you called me a bitch
how about I Amber turded on your bed if you don't give me everything I want NOW

I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because I severed your finger off with a bottle
by amber turd May 17, 2022
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AMBER TURD

A spiteful act of taking a huge dump on the husbands side of the bed by a lying, vindictive, worthless, whorish, gold digging tramp of a woman. Typically this woman is referred to as human garbage and a junkie, etc.
My world famous husband gave me a life a woman can only dream of and I repaid him by berating him, physically abusing him, cutting his finger off and finally left him an AMBER TURD on his side of the bed.
by DRUNKWICH May 09, 2022
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Amber turd it

When a deranged individual shats upon a significant other’s side of the bed leaving it to to be found in the morning by the individual/maid
by Justsarahash May 04, 2022
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