"All my favorite TV shows just got canceled and replaced with some pay TV crap nobody's watching!" "Shit, that's so Alpha."
by JarekQQ2d7 November 14, 2016
by Byebyebye111 January 18, 2017
Gymrat 1: man I'm so alpha today.
Gymrat 2: bro!
Me: shut the fuck up, cunts. Nobody cares about your pinky dicks.
Gymrat 2: bro!
Me: shut the fuck up, cunts. Nobody cares about your pinky dicks.
by atleastimnotorange July 17, 2019
The leader, or dominant individual, or pair, in a pack or group of people. The alpha may be male or female, or both as a pair. This distinction comes from studies of African wild dogs and their behavior. In many cases, the female is more dominant than the male and keeps her alpha position for the remainder of her life, whereas the alpha male's position changes often. Beta males tend to compete for the alpha position, especially among large dog packs.
Women want men to be alpha when they date to ensure that a man is capable of leading a relationship. We can learn a lot for wild dogs in our dating relationships. Be an Alphadog.
by Wing Girl Kim November 11, 2010
by ????? December 06, 2004
Alphaness is a phrase given to the biggest lads on earth who assert their dominance in everyday life. Their arms are usually bigger than you future, and their voice sounds like morgan freeman on crack. Their outlook on females is whatever has a pulse and a vagina. Additionally their hair usually looks like they have been dragged out of a hedge and their teeth look like wonky tic tacs
by Lahnxx October 09, 2019
The head animal in a pack, and by extension, an unofficial leader. Often used sarcastically of someone who wants to lead a group.
by yet_another July 02, 2004