alonzo

a fat, curly haired young man who never gets off the computer. He needs more exercise.

"Alonzo, you need more exercise."

by skinnyman123 June 6, 2009

Alonzo F

A lovely boyfriend with a sparkling personality. He is the most handsome man you will ever lay your eyes on.
He is an amazing lover and always is caring and respectful <3

He is someone you would love to spend your life with because he is just simply amazing!

He sings to you in the car, and magically puts a smile on your face :o)

Gee! That man is such an Alonzo F!!

My boyfriend will never compare to Alonzo F! :C

by kirstynisradd August 15, 2011

Alonzo Harris

To say someone has incredible swager

Alonzo Harris was a character played by Denzel Washington in the movie training day

Person 1: Yo you see that kid right there.

Person 2: Yea that nigga has mad Alonzo Harris

by A2daP August 9, 2007

luis alonzo

a famous warrior ready for battle; or the union of two or more badass words, things, people, or places, that are badass on their own right, made even more badass by their union

achilles and the spear of destiny would be really luis alonzo

or

when brad pitt hooked up with angelina jolie was truelly luis alonzo

by o_O Lucky Apples o_O April 5, 2010

Alonzo Lerone

A guy who makes fun of stupid people on the Internet, even though he is actually extremely unintelligent himself.

Alonzo Lerone would be funny if he was actually smart

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 17, 2023

Alonzo Rojo

Alonzo Rojo is one of the nicest guys that you'll ever meet he also goes by Cadet colonel Rojo , He's a future Marine and hes the future colonel for AFJROTC. NO ONE BEATS THE COLONEL!! He is a really good friend and is low-key weird but also funny You can always count on him for anything even some dumb stuff You can really count on him and hes like a really good influence he sees the best in people and people see it in him because he is always optimistic keeps his head up never gives up and gives it his all

Yo Alonzo Rojo is the real homie i can always count on that dude

by x.lessliiee.x._ October 21, 2018

Alonzo Gonzalez

A young boy who lives in southern california. 16 years of age. Puerto rican, and a fuckin pimp.

See Nicole Cekov shes a hottie.

Damn Alonzo your a striaght thug.

by Puerto Rican Thug November 12, 2003