Alonzo

A Lame Ass Nigga, usually a man that thinks hes fine but really is not.

" how many dicks you suck today bro?"
" stop being an alonzo you know i ate ass instead..."

by (*.*?) June 19, 2019

Alonzo

I'd rather get ass than live an ass life

Sheeeeesh is Alonzo

by anonymous October 15, 2021

Alonzo

Alonzo

Walks with confidence, and quiet sex appeal, that will knock you on your ass when you least expect it. Smells like a forest at night, and sheets after a night of being boinked properly as hell.

Trustworthy, and intuitive, you can trust him with the most venerable parts of your personality. Offers shots of tequila, pjs and warm socks on drunken nights, and will lick your kitty like a fkn pro. Gives multiple o’s with complete generosity, followed by a toothbrush and a cup of coffee in the morning.

Girl 1: Alonzo is a sexy motha f’er!!

Girl 2: if you need a new toothbrush and your kitty taken care of, Alonzo’s got your back.

Girl 2; Alonzo makes me wanna play with my pussy all night long.

by Linz7693 November 23, 2021

Alonzo

HES THE BEST,HUNKIEST, SMARTEST ALONZO AROUND!

is that alonzo! man he’s hunky!

by hidheiwdosbfoebdskbfishd January 8, 2022

Alonzo

To eat that boy with no restraint or intent of letting up.

That young man giving an ‘Alonzo’, ain’t he?

by SniffAndLeave January 23, 2022

Alonzo

The most handsome, amazing kid ever. He's usually wearing a blue jacket, and is cute and amazing. Loved by all, he will definitely make you laugh.

Yo, what's up Alonzo!

by koolkid1231242342 February 22, 2022

Alonzo

He is a clown. That’s all there is. Nothing more, nothing less. Don’t fuck with Alonzo.

Who’s that?
Oh, that’s Alonzo. He’s a fucking clown!

by Majorcake1234 July 29, 2022