Aloha Crawl

Two females scissoring on a beach with their legs lifted up off the ground, using each other’s hands to crabwalk.

Paige and I went to the beach this last weekend and saw literally 50-60 people doing the Aloha Crawl. They all traveled west like they were in a marathon to the nearest Nobu.

by SeeCrush October 10, 2019

aloha ahora

A hybrid of Hawaiian and Spanish, meaning now (ahora), but according to how one interprets it (aloha). A friendly version of now, where a person requests that something gets done, but in a harmonious way.

The restaurant server asked if the patron was ready for his main dish, to which he replied, 'aloha ahora'. Yes, he was ready for the main dish, but in whatever way it showed up.

by Doctor Geo Zee January 22, 2021

aloha snackbar

words that should never be said on a plane if you happen to be arab even if you are from Hawaii

"bruh my cousin was arrested on his way to Hawaii"
"what did he say"
"aloha snackbar"

by bransonhilton March 16, 2017

Aloha shirt

The proper, but seldom used name for a Hawaiian shirt.

Yesterday I walked to the Aloha shirt shop and bought an Aloha shirt.

by Tyrone112 August 1, 2008

Aloha Blunts

When you arrive at a party and are offered a blunt the moment you walk through the door; this is known as an 'aloha blunt' - as popularised in the Beach Break song 'Aloha Blunts'

Guy 1: "Oh dude! I was at this rad party on the weekend, everyone was super sweet with their pot"
Guy 2: "For real?!"
Guy 1: Yeah I walked through the door and was greeted with aloha blunts!

by TTACREVILO October 6, 2010

aloha blast

Derived from the act of having sex on the beach in which sand enters into the vagina and is then queffed out...in a blast.

So I was banging this skank on South Myrtle beach and after I nutted in her eye, she gave me an aloha blast...felt like a fucking belt sander.

by Stu-stu-studio August 27, 2008

aloha breeze

when the smell of some good hawaiian stank breezes by.

your sitting on the beach and some fellows are sitting up wind from you.they are smoking some good maui wowie.

smell it?

you are getting an aloha breeze.

by the 1 ur mother warned u about August 21, 2009