A house painter's term for a painted surface that has a pattern of heavy cracks in it, resembling alligator skin.
by Cranky Mommy June 21, 2007
Get the alligatoringmug. When a penis is inserted into a vagina and the male wraps is arms and legs around the female and says "I've got AIDS" and then procedes to roll around.
by Ranger rotc November 19, 2007
Get the alligatormug. Commonly referred to as swamp ass, this is a condition that affects millions of people worldwide. Most commonly infected are athletic males and the obese. This disease is caused by an insufficient wipe of the anus after a poo, and later exposure of the dingleberries to the intense heat generated in the sauna, that is an ass crack. Athletic activity or fatness can intensify the moist heat generated in anal cavity, thus increasing the potency of the alligators.
Symptoms of alligators include monsterous dingleberries resembling alligators, a slick sweaty sensation between the ass cheeks, and in severe cases, a bog-like, swampy stench eminating from the backside. The Afghani Sauna effect.
It should be noted that attractive females are immune to alligators being as they dont go poop, and therefore don't get dingleberries.
Symptoms of alligators include monsterous dingleberries resembling alligators, a slick sweaty sensation between the ass cheeks, and in severe cases, a bog-like, swampy stench eminating from the backside. The Afghani Sauna effect.
It should be noted that attractive females are immune to alligators being as they dont go poop, and therefore don't get dingleberries.
Tom: Dude I've got some wicked alligators crawlin' around in my butt right now.
Jose: Si senor. You should try to wipe next time.
Fat Man: Bla! Im so fat I can't wipe my ass! Now I have alligators.
Hot Chick: I don't get alligators cuz i doon't poop. Yay!
Jose: Si senor. You should try to wipe next time.
Fat Man: Bla! Im so fat I can't wipe my ass! Now I have alligators.
Hot Chick: I don't get alligators cuz i doon't poop. Yay!
by Mahmoud Amidemajad March 23, 2008
Get the Alligatorsmug. When two females engage in the act of scissoring and lock arms and one female takes dominance and rolls like an alligator killing a gazel
Sam totally alligatored me lastnight, shit was wild
Alligatoring is such a workout, leaves me limping around after everytime
Alligatoring is such a workout, leaves me limping around after everytime
by Sammisosaa September 6, 2018
Get the Alligatoringmug. by nightsimp December 31, 2021
Get the Alligator!mug. by em4260 July 6, 2011
Get the alligatormug. 