Allentown Spatula

(Noun) While between the temperatures of 80 degrees fahrenheit and 91 degrees, one man defecates on a rusty spatula and gently lowers it into a wok for stir frying (counter clockwise) while the wok is set on high. The man then waits for the feces to set ablaze and reloads it onto the sullied spatula. Finally, the man hurls the still molten fecal matter off of the highest level of the PPL building onto passing pedestrians between the hours of five o'clock PM and seven thirty PM on every second Thursday and fourth Monday of the month. Repeat five times .

Did you get another haircut?
Nah, man. I got hit by an Allentown Spatula.

by MCedeno October 28, 2010

allston

Region of Boston, Massachusetts, located west of Boston University. Borders Brookline, Brighton, and Cambridge. It is home to many students of Boston schools, mostly BU kids but many from BC, Suffolk, Harvard, and probably MIT. It is a place of debauchery and general lawlessness. The only area with actual police presence is Ashford and Pratt because that's where the awful BU frats are and freshmen flock there only to wake up in a hospital, so the police just hang out there waiting for the 911 calls. Allston also has many large liquor stores, including Marty's, Blanchard's, and Discount Liquors. There are a fair amount of bars and restaurants in the area. Bars close at 2am, but there are parties pretty much every night and people are usually out until 4 or 5. Most of the bars and restaurants are on Commonwealth Avenue, Brighton Avenue, and Harvard Avenue. There is a large immigrant population, and a few young professionals, but, generally, if you live in Allston and you're over 25, you have serious problems.

I went to a party on chester street in allston last night - I ended up shotgunning a beer on the street next to a police cruiser and after that my only memories are of throwing up.

I'm bored - let's get an $8 handle of marty's vodka and watch porn in allston.

Sometimes I see families walking around allston and I want to cry.

by me me me me me October 14, 2006

Allister

Allister is one of the best people you can ever meet. From my experience, he’s the best thing I could’ve asked for in my life. He’s so sweet, kind, funny, and outrageously handsome..he’s also very unique! He usually has dark brown hair and beautiful dark brown eyes with glasses. If you ever meet an Allister, you better steal him before anyone else does!

Guess who I met today? I met an Allister!

by gloncc ;) November 25, 2019

Christian Allister

Christian Allister is the hottest man to live. He is incredibly sexy, smart and he READS about stars. He is a dominant green god and he has the hottest abs to exist. If you think Christian Allister is not hot, seek professional help.

Christian Allister> Nicolas and Ronan

by iamsoinlovewithchristian October 30, 2021

The Allstar Ache

The Allstar Ache is the infectious disease that comes with listening to too much music by the band Allstar Weekend. Symptoms may include band obsessions, uncontrollable checking of the A-DUB Facebook, Twitter and MySpace pages, and/or swooning over Michael, Zach, Nathan or Cameron. The Allstar Ache is currently incurable.

person 1: Have you heard of Allstar Weekend?

person 2: Yes! I totally have The Allstar Ache!

by jennie34 April 22, 2011

california uber alles

To add to the definition above, the song title is an allusion to Nazi Germany's WWII slogan, "Deutschland Uber Alles"--"Germany Over Everything." So California Uber Alles translates into "California Over Everything"

Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay

California! Uber alles!
Uber alles! California!

Now It Is 1984....

by Katsu May 15, 2005

allistic

A person who is not autistic.

allistic person: I have a sibling/friend/cousin/coworker who's autistic so therefore I must know what I'm talking about

by rumbelle December 29, 2013