Usually a returned LDS missionary, but one who moves/lives in utah county to party with other Mormons while showing very little interest in moving on to Marriage like what most Mormons do in the Provo-Orem area. A Provo all-star is commonly seen as a male that's anywhere from 18-30 or even older.
Thomas S Monson and other Mormon prophets constantly warn young men of the lds church of becoming a Provo all-star
returned missionary1: any prospects for an eternal companion yet?
rm2: nah, not being married is too easy
rm1: dude your a Provo All-star!
returned missionary1: any prospects for an eternal companion yet?
rm2: nah, not being married is too easy
rm1: dude your a Provo All-star!
by YourBoss801 July 17, 2011
Get the Provo all-starmug. Publicized widely in the magazine "Found", the Yspsilanti All-Stars are a booty rap group from Ypsilanti, Michigan. A poorly-recorded copy of their 1998 demo was submitted to Found magazine, who later distributed it (illegally) as a CD called "The Booty Don't Stop". Notable song titles include "Wave Yo' Booty in the Air" and "It's Booty Time".
by Giarmarco January 1, 2007
Get the Ypsilanti All-Starsmug. A group of over the top internet misfits who live outside the usual conventions of modded forum rules. Started as a small group of banned pariahs from Consumtion Junction, it quickly expanded to encompass most of the posters from multiple forums.
by Bag Head March 28, 2007
Get the Banned All Starsmug. A person from Reisterstown, Maryland ( Or nearby Owings Mills) that will never make it out. The wild Reisterstown All Star can be recognized by its lack of a job, habit for DUI's, and sustained heroin addiction.
Person 1: Yo dogg, want to move out of your mom's house?
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Person 1: Dude, you should wear a condom so you don't get her pregnant.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Person 1: Yo homie, use drugs leisurely, don't get addicted.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Person 1: Dude, you should wear a condom so you don't get her pregnant.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Person 1: Yo homie, use drugs leisurely, don't get addicted.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
by DidSomethingWithMyLife July 23, 2012
Get the Reisterstown All Starmug. by Ryan Kipp April 22, 2007
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Get the All Star Legacymug. by Da fuck do you care? August 25, 2004
Get the all-star gamemug.