alien tweab

a human of the taller variety who has a high waist level and has exstremely long legs has awkward rib bones and averagly has blonde hair

Shaedan you stupid fucking "alien tweab"

by S-hane February 29, 2008

alien tweab

a human of the taller variety who has a high waist level and has exstremely long legs has awkward rib bones and averagly has blonde hair

Dylan you stupid fucking "alien tweab"

by S-hane February 28, 2008

Alien trumpet basket

You fuck her mouth with your toe, Facetime her mum and grandparents, grate your pubes into her eyelids, then cum on her knee like it's an alien trumpet basket.

"Oi Dean, why she got cum on her knee?"

"Gave her an alien trumpet basket."

by Eskimo trebuchet denier April 25, 2019

Alien Tan

heterosexual intercourse, b/w a man and a women, involving the penetration of the birth canal by the penis and a third party, particularly a female.

Exactly thirty minutes after vaginal penetration, the third party then commences the process of reproduction on the male cohort's face.

(I.E. a three way between one male and two females, one of which whom is pregnant, then the male proceeds to have sex with the female who is not pregnant for how ever long it may take for the pregnant women to give birth on the his face.)

Male: Let's synchronize our watches so we get this Alien Tan just right...

by crustyasscheeks May 25, 2014

alien tan

when a male cums on females face,or your moms

dude 1:hey i just gave your mom an alien tan
dude 2:gross

by spaggeti October 7, 2009

alien tattoo

When I guy smacks a girl on the cheek with his dick and it leaves a red mark

Look at that alien tattoo on Tyna, she must really get into it with her man.

by Big Ben Whrit January 18, 2018

The Alien Team

Group of amazing aliens fighting for their rights all over the world. Nora, Manahil, Mothy and May <3 Nobody can miss with them, cause the have their secret powers ;) love you guys!

"hey, did you see the alien team on the tv?"
"yeah, they rock man!"
"I love May, she's hot"
"yeah, so do Nora and Manahil. they are sisters"
"but you know what? I'd totally go gay for Mothy ;)"
"HELL YEAHH!"

by Alien in Black November 4, 2012