Alimony

The fucking you get for the fucking you got.

"I'd leave the worthless, no-hummer givin' bitch, but the alimony would kill me."

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Alison

Cutest girl on earth and you always want to stay with her. You want to save her someday and show you like her but you just can't.

William: Do you know Alison? She is So CUTE!!!
Max: I know right? She is awesome! I always want to be with her.
William: She is so cute and I think she likes me!
Max: No fair!

by 6B AWESOMENESS December 19, 2017

Alison

A great lady with a great personality. She is a beautiful girl with a great singing voice. She has so much talent and confidence. She would make a great girlfriend and is a boss ass bitch to all bullies.

Your sooo Alison!

by Urban dictionary xoxo January 17, 2018

alita

is a beautiful girl that has the courage and strength to pull through anything that is thrown at her. She is one of the most meanest females you'll possible meet. if messed with she will screw your world up. does not get along easily and tends to make you terrified. but is also one of the kindest people out there, she loves like no other. in the end she always ends up winning.

Shes mean but has the heart of an Angel.' Well she must be an Alita.

by a11l713e August 7, 2010

Alisoreass

Alisoreass = A person named Alison who chooses to boof (stickin' it up the b-hole) her beans (MDMA) & therefore may have a sore butthole.

Friend at rave: Why didn't you eat that bean I gave to you?
Me: I'm an Alisoreass, didn't you know?

That girl never gets a stomach ache! She's 100% Alisoreass.

by Alimew November 26, 2022

Aito

A really great friend and someone everyone should know. He can make you laugh and smile with his jokes, take some time to get to know him and you won’t regret it. He is humble and will never admit how great he is. He is never mean without a reason and doesn’t have bad intentions, he is a great listener and will make a great impact in your life.

“Aito is such a great guy isn’t he?”

“The greatest”

by Miwwie69 October 3, 2020

Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift

The aforementioned name is a satirical/stereotypical name for singer Taylor Swift in the Philippines. The extra names were added to ridicule how many of the people also have such long names. The whole name has since then become a meme in the Filipino media, in which people use the name ironically to refer to the singer.

Taylor Alison Finlay Swift are all from her legal name, the additional names and their origins are stated below. The joke originally started as "Taylor Marie Joy Batumbakal Swift", and since then, many other names have been added.

Marie and Joy are commonly found in girls' names, where Marie comes from Mary/Maria, the most common name in the country; Joy is stereotypically associated with service workers, such as nurses, cashiers, and stewardesses.

Inang Kulot is an allusion to her curly locks. Inang means "Mother" in a familiar tone, Kulot simply means "curls".

Dimagiba is fairly an uncommon last name, though it is a reference to an old joke played in radios. Dimagiba, short for 'hindi (not) magiba (breakable)' means "invincible", or "never broken". full joke: look up "Short pinoy joke english class"

Batumbakal (lit. lodestone, bato = stone, bakal = metal) is also an uncommon last name, though it does hold a deep native origin. Like Dimagiba, it seems to have originated from a joke, albeit obscure. full joke: look up "batumbakal filipino joke"

Altogether, it sounds like the name of the girl you'd play chinese garter together in the neighborhood alleys.

she is the icon
she is the moment
she is Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift

by Inang Kulot June 4, 2023