The most amazing boy you’ll meet. He is super funny and kind and definitely GORGEOUS. He is so caring and you can tell that he couldn’t be in love with you by just looking into his dark blue eyes. The most amazing person in this world
by Metherline Hira March 16, 2019
Get the Alistair mug.He has a weird haircut, because he shaved it with his mum's pubic hair shaver. He is on the spectrum and likes to touch women inappropriately. He annoys girl's which have boyfriends, his dick is so small that it could be non-existent and no girl likes him or would like to have gang gang bang with.
by Dr. John Howard of Harvard February 13, 2022
Get the Alistair mug.Related Words
Noun: from the ancient greek for "one whom is milky and naked," an alistair traditionally spends most of his/her time fondling themselves and defecating in public beauty spots whilsts covering themselves in milk and drinking the menstral juices of the mother wolf.
"Your kid sam has turned into a real alistair, we're almost out of milk and there's skid marks and spunk stains all over the the town memorial."
by Alistair the Anaconda July 4, 2007
Get the alistair mug.You're such an Alistair!
by coolbiach October 21, 2010
Get the Alistair mug.A person who loves the ladies, usually has a head larger than his body, skips all his lessons to hang around with friends, wears the same clothes every day, and thinks he is cooler than everybody else.
In reality he is a loser who girls laugh at.
In reality he is a loser who girls laugh at.
by thetimemachine January 1, 2011
Get the Alistair mug.by N Ewon December 3, 2007
Get the alister mug.An alternative name for one who dislikes being referred to as a doll/doll face. An Alistair may react to this term of endearment by whining "don't call me that, it's for girls".
He is not a lamb.
He is not a lamb.
by katamairi April 15, 2010
Get the Alistair mug.