Alistair 

He has a weird haircut, because he shaved it with his mum's pubic hair shaver. He is on the spectrum and likes to touch women inappropriately. He annoys girl's which have boyfriends, his dick is so small that it could be non-existent and no girl likes him or would like to have gang gang bang with.

"Look at Alistair, he has his small dick out again,"
"Ye, he is so autistic"

Alistair by Dr. John Howard of Harvard February 13, 2022

alistair 

Noun: from the ancient greek for "one whom is milky and naked," an alistair traditionally spends most of his/her time fondling themselves and defecating in public beauty spots whilsts covering themselves in milk and drinking the menstral juices of the mother wolf.

"Your kid sam has turned into a real alistair, we're almost out of milk and there's skid marks and spunk stains all over the the town memorial."

alistair by Alistair the Anaconda July 4, 2007

Alistair 

Someone who is destined to always be a virgin.

You're such an Alistair!

Alistair by coolbiach October 21, 2010

Alistair 

A person who loves the ladies, usually has a head larger than his body, skips all his lessons to hang around with friends, wears the same clothes every day, and thinks he is cooler than everybody else.

In reality he is a loser who girls laugh at.

Oh, that's Alistair, he thinks all of the girls like him, but they just laugh at him.

Alistair by thetimemachine January 1, 2011

Alistair 

An alternative name for one who dislikes being referred to as a doll/doll face. An Alistair may react to this term of endearment by whining "don't call me that, it's for girls".

He is not a lamb.

Alistair doll, I love you

You're such a dollface Alistair

Alistair by katamairi April 15, 2010

alistair 

a-lis-tar- adjective, noun, verb.
1. A superiority in being irritating to another person
2. To describe an annoying laugh  
3. A person who joins in, uninvited, to other's conversations  
4. A person who is oversensitive when people get their nationality wrong

1.Stop that! You're so alistair!
2.Dude, that laugh was alistair.
3.John, a alistair. He keeps butting in!
4.He's a alistair. He cried when I said he was from Malaysia by accident.

alistair by ><" January 7, 2009

Alistair 

An absolute dick NO-ONE every wants to date him. Alistair usually works in asda taking the bins out

Your such an alistair

Alistair by That.kid January 21, 2019