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ALHA

At Least He's Asian

Pseudo derogatory acronym to describe a butt fugly Asian male's innate ability to bag a unreal smoking hot Asian girl. He is usually up to 2 feet shorter and may posess a monkey face and a cigarette stained grill.

The nature of this may be due to financial status, occupation, vehicle or possesion of a massive wang in tow.

This is the opposite of Cornshark (Noun).
"Holy shit, check out that slammin Azn biatch!"

"I can't, that drooling snaggle toothed dude is all up on her like a cheap suit."

"ALHA"

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"At least he's Asian!"
by Grizzly August 28, 2009
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Quit While You're Ahead

It's not too late to turn back while you're already in a risky position.
Quit while you're ahead, bring the discussion to a close and move on.
by vivianVORTECKS August 2, 2010
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AleHANDJob

This is when a handjob is given to an emo kid.
Yo Mike, that nigga over there got an alehandjob last night!
by Amanda Byrntson March 24, 2009
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aleah

A girl who is usually quite shy at first, but once you get to know her, you'll never forget her. She's a really nice person, but if you say or do something she doesn't like, she'll make you think twice about the thing you've said or done.

Aleah's are usually very intelligent, but are too shy to express it.
"a once in a lifetime opportunity". Quiet and shy at first glance, but once you get to know her, she can be quite the cute weirdo.
You best be respectful if you are to find an Aleah.

a) Yo, have you met Aleah?
b) Yeah man, she's an angel-like demon!
c) Isn't she beautiful?
by chexmix_cutie June 7, 2017
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alearn

alearn; adj.

meaning: Brendon Freis' small penis
mostly used as a derogatory term against someone else, unless you are Pepper.
-"It's not just small. It might as well be alearn."

-"julie: LORENA, YOU ARE SUCH A ALEARN!
lorena: I AM NOT! YOU ARE SUCH A ALEARN!"
by incy ! July 2, 2009
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Aleea

an amazing girl.
not quite perfect, but a sweet funny girl.
can be quiet but hilarious.
a great friend.
Not quite slim, but not fat either.
pretty, has amazing eyes and good fashion sence
Aleea rocks bitchsss
by tesgagvhjkgtyr April 27, 2009
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ahlea

A girl who is smart, beautiful, sweet, but also dark on the interior. Only until you have truly met her will you see she is fun and quite witty.
"Ahlea is so smart and sweet. She'll never hurt a fly." Me_Iliannna
by Me_Ilianna August 30, 2016
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